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Wellington Woman Perpetuates The Stereotype

By Wyatt Earp | March 14, 2010

I have to admit that I laughed at this story until I realized that this is probably how the wife is going to take me out. And after posting so many babe pics, who can blame her?

Guys, if you are having marital problems, it might not be a good idea to be near the wife’s vehicle. I’m just sayin’.

WELLINGTON – A New Zealand man is recovering from injuries after being run over by his wife — twice, local media reported on Friday.

Sandy Telford ran over her husband, Terry, as she backed down the driveway of their rural property in the Hawke’s Bay region, 350 kilometers (220 miles) north-east of Wellington, the Dominion Post newspaper reported.

The best part of this story is contained in the following sentence:

Not realizing what she had done, Telford then drove her car forward, running over him again.

She didn’t realize what she had done. Uh-huh. Anyone buying that?

Topics: Evil = Funny | 8 Comments »

8 Responses to “Wellington Woman Perpetuates The Stereotype”

  1. GroovyVic Says:
    March 14th, 2010 at 7:49 pm

    *giggle*

  2. proof Says:
    March 14th, 2010 at 8:19 pm

    I suppose he could take Geritol for that “run down” feeling?

  3. Crusty Says:
    March 14th, 2010 at 8:36 pm

    In the spirit of the Olymic Tradition the judges in the back ground have to score this a perfect 10

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 14th, 2010 at 8:41 pm

    GroovyVic – I don’t like you when you’re evil.

    Proof – Ba-dump-bump!

    Crusty – But a 5 from the East German judge.

  5. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    March 15th, 2010 at 12:48 am

    Accidents will happen
    We only hit and run…

  6. skip Says:
    March 15th, 2010 at 4:04 am

    Twice?
    What did he do, leave the lid up?

  7. Jon Brooks Says:
    March 15th, 2010 at 7:05 am

    Yup, yup..jokes about those stretch marks will leave tire marks.

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 15th, 2010 at 8:13 am

    Mrs. Crankipants – Remind me to not save you a parking space . . .

    Skip – He peed on the floor.

    Jon – Always have, always will.