The Luck O’ The Irish
By Wyatt Earp | March 18, 2010
In this story, it benefits the cops and not the crooks. Read on:
Two suspects shot dead in a St. Patrick’s Day bank robbery in Gallatin remained unidentified as of Wednesday evening.
The two white male suspects, one of whom was dressed as a leprechaun, led a chase from the bank, disabled a patrol car and fired on police before meeting their end.
“I don’t know that both suspects were shot by police,” Gallatin police Sgt. Bill Storment said. “I don’t know if perhaps one suspect shot the other or if one shot himself.”
No one else was harmed in the incident, Storment said. The suspects left the bank with an undisclosed amount of cash, which was later recovered from the getaway car.
Apparently, the suspects thought the police were after their pot o’ gold.
Topics: Evil = Funny | 11 Comments »
Was one of them named Kennedy… coulda been a “Magic Bullet”
Actually, they thought the police were after their Lucky Charms. (They’re magically delicious!)
Roger – I think we’re fresh out of Kennedys now. Thank God.
John D – Damned FDA, why can’t it be all marshmallows?
Cheerios and circus peanuts, the 60′s were a magical time.
All’s well that ends well
I wouldn’t want to die in a leprechaun suit. How stupid!!
After the shootout the proper procedure would be to notify: Hdq’s, coroner, press, then the devil. Why the devil? Because you don’t want them in heaven a half hour before the devil knows they are dead!
There was a guy in the paper today that wanted to be buried naked and without his dentures, cause that’s the way he came into the world. But a leprechan suit? Pretty soon it will be clown and leprechauns that make people scared. Shoot ‘em all down and let God sort them out. MUD
Mrs. Crankipants – Sadly, they’re gone forever.
JimB – They died of lead poisoning.
Robin – It doesn’t make a lick of sense to me.
Jon – The Irish guilt probably kept them in purgatory.
MUD – He can give his dentures to some of the people in Louise Slaughter’s congressional district!
You’d have to know Tennessee. Sumner county is the home of some of the stupidest bastards extant. Unfortunately, I work in Sumner. Fortunately, I live in Robertson county.
Shit happens! And it couldn’t happen to better scum.