Study: Men “Outsex” Women
By Wyatt Earp | March 12, 2010
To quote Sterling Archer: “Duh, and/or hello!”
This is yet another pointless survey that spends buckets of money proving the obvious.
Women may live longer, but dudes pack more sex into their shorter lives and they remain randy until much later in life, according to a new University of Chicago study published in the British Medical Journal.
“Overall, men were more likely than women to be sexually active, to report a good quality sex life, and to be interested and thinking about sex on a regular basis,” lead researcher Stacy Tessler Lindau of the Program in Integrative Sexual Medicine at the University of Chicago told LiveScience.com.
[P]articipants helped show, when it comes to getting older, there’s a pretty big sexual gap between the genders. Thirty-year-olds can expect to have at least 35 more years of sex and 45 more years of life, on average. Women can expect only 31 more years of sex, but 50 more years of life. According to LiveScience that means men will spend 78-percent of their lives after 30 having sex and women will only dedicate 61 percent of their lives doing the deed.
I could have saved these eggheads millions of research dollars by having them follow me around for a day. Sex is all that I (and for that matter, all men) think about. We’ll step over our own mothers to get to an attractive – and in some cases, unattractive – woman. Women, on the other hand, can go for weeks on end without having sex – or at least without having sex with me – so naturally the guys will get the numbers.
It’s good to be the king.
Topics: Coolness! | 9 Comments »
March 12th, 2010 at 4:03 pm
Yes. Guilty.
March 12th, 2010 at 4:14 pm
So, men are having more sex than women. The only way that can happen is if:
1. they’re having it with each other or
2. they’re having it with themselves.
March 12th, 2010 at 6:24 pm
Rule number 1) All men are pigs.
Rule number 2) If any doubt creeps in, see rule number 1.
March 12th, 2010 at 6:44 pm
1. Men SAY they have lots of sex.
2. Women lie and say they don’t, so they don’t sound like whores.
3. I can’t believe I am admitting this, but I like Randal’s point.
March 12th, 2010 at 9:03 pm
“We’ll step over our own mothers to get to an attractive – and in some cases, unattractive – woman.”
There you go- some men will sleep with anything, so there’s your additional 17%
Randal’s on a roll today!
March 12th, 2010 at 10:13 pm
USAdmiral – Me too.
Randal – 1. No. 2. YES!
Danny – Lord knows that I am. I picture every one of my female readers naked every time I read a comment. Oh, I’ve said too much.
RT – 1. True. 2. Doubly true. 3. Sadly true.
Mrs. Crankipants – I’d love to brag, but I wasn’t all that popular after high school til . . . well, ever. And I was a late bloomer. Disappointed my first woman on senior week.
March 12th, 2010 at 11:13 pm
Weeks, shoot, I know women who go years without. It’s like after a couple of weeks they stop thinking about it. I have a friend that bemoans her lack of sex, and hasn’t had any in over a year, but isn’t exactly doing anything about it.
March 13th, 2010 at 9:54 am
PhillipC – When they are getting it regularly, they want it regularly. After a break, they plum forget.
March 13th, 2010 at 1:31 pm
Women aren’t “supposed to” like sex, which is why they underreport it. Women are just as horny as men and enjoy sex just as much if not more. However, they tend to have periods where they’re having a lot of sex (many partners, frequency) and periods where they don’t. Men just get it where they can.