Archive for March, 2010
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Wednesday, March 31st, 2010March 31, 1940 – Germany Launches Atlantis On this day, the German auxiliary cruiser Atlantis sets off on a mission to catch and sink Allied merchant ships. The Atlantis had been a merchant ship itself, but was converted to a commerce raider with six 5.9-inch guns, 93 mines ready to plant, and two aircraft fit [...]
Don’t Fence Me In
Wednesday, March 31st, 2010I think it’s safe to say these men are not exactly master criminals. Police say a motorist fleeing officers in Cleveland abandoned his car and jumped a fence — landing in what turned out to be a prison yard. Garfield Heights police say the chase started in that suburb early Monday over a traffic violation [...]
Maria Conchita Alonso: Voice Of Reason
Wednesday, March 31st, 2010Of course, reason is wasted on a scumbag liberal lunatic like Sean Penn, but Alonso – Penn’s co-star in “Colors” – gets an “A” for effort after penning an open letter to the useful idiot. I wonder if someone will read it to him, since I doubt Penn has the ability, or the inclination, to [...]
Happy Birthday Randal Graves!
Wednesday, March 31st, 2010Today is my brother Randal’s birthday. Sadly, he has not yet reached the 40 mark, but he’s getting closer every day. In celebration of this occasion I offer these gifts – in lieu of actual presents.
Singer Strips At JFK Assassination Site
Tuesday, March 30th, 2010The good news is that she got completely naked. The bad news is that the singer is Erykah Badu. Um . . . pass. Erykah Badu shed her clothes as she walked along a Dallas, Texas, sidewalk until she was nude and then fell near where President Kennedy was assassinated. The result was a controversial [...]
Slain Marine’s Family Victimized By Court
Tuesday, March 30th, 2010Remember the Westboro Baptist Church? It’s the collection of scumbags, headed by Fred Phelps, who travel the country protesting funerals of our slain soldiers. They carry offensive signs and shout terrible things at the mourners in attendance. Well, the Fourth Court of Appeals apparently thinks that this despicable organization has more rights than the father [...]
Fergie Has A Malfunction
Tuesday, March 30th, 2010Sadly, it was not of the “wardrobe” variety. It wasn’t a good, good night for Fergie on Wednesday. In video posted to YouTube of a Black Eyed Peas concert in Kansas City, Mo., the singer took a tumble, slipping on stage during “Let’s Get It Started.” Fergie barely missed a beat, though, hopping back up [...]
Iceland Bans All Strip Clubs
Monday, March 29th, 2010Add that to the list of “Countries I’ll Never Visit.” Iceland has passed a law to shut down all strip clubs, making it illegal for any business to profit from the nudity of its employees. [P]olitician Kolbrun Halldorsdottir, who first proposed the law, said on Wednesday, “It is not acceptable that women, or people in [...]
Suicide Bombers Attack Russian Metro
Monday, March 29th, 2010The attacks occurred today in Moscow’s Lubyanka subway station, which is near the Kremlin and just below the offices of the Federal Security Service (FSB). The FSB is the organization formerly known as the KGB. The attack is pretty ballsy, and it sends a pretty clear message: These animals can successfully launch a terror attack [...]
“Uma, Jerry. Uma!”
Monday, March 29th, 2010I like Uma Thurman. I really do. I enjoy most of her films, and while some men find her rather creepy-looking, I think she’s a robo-babe. That being said, she may go down in Hollywood box office infamy after this debacle: The Oscar-nominated actress slew more people in her “Kill Bill” series of flicks than [...]
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