Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | February 5, 2010

A Wedding Far, Far Away Caption Contest
(Source: The Pirate’s Cove)
Caption this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, February, 8th. Good luck!
Other Current Contests:
Blogs4Bauer
Family Security Matters
Rodney Dill
RT
V The K
Wizbang
Top Five Entries:
5. Shotgun wedding. – Deanna
4. Intergalactic marriages: they never work. – RT
3. The most awkward part of the ceremony was when the father of the bride turned to the groom and said, “Luke, I’m your father!” – Proof
2. “You had me at ‘Klaatu Barada Nicto’” – Rodney Dill
WINNER! – Admiral Ackbar’s warning, “It’s a trap!!” goes unheeded once again. – Sully
(And shame on all of you. No one thought of “May Divorce Be With You?”)
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Caught in a time warp nexus, the princess’s kiss transformed the handsome prince.. back.. into a klingon frog.
Admiral Ackbar’s warning, “It’s a trap!!” goes unheeded once again.
Dammit, Sully beat me to the punch.
Shake your Bootes
Ma & Pa Skywalker,…..treat G-Kar, to a “Laser Gun” wedding.
At least the groom wore white!
How come the bride didn’t put her hair up in those cinnamon buns?
Obi Wan: This is not the wedding party you’re looking for
Storm Trooper: This is not the wedding party we’re looking for
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Shotgun wedding.
The only embarassing part was the wookie/Elvis impersonator.
The most awkward part of the ceremony was when the father of the bride turned to the groom and said,
“Luke, I’m your father!”
Groom: “We’re going to spend the wedding night on Uranus.”
If I told you, you had a celestial body would you hold it against me?
The wedding plans went off smoothly until the arrival of MIB.
May the Scwartz be with you.
Bride: “Is that a blaster in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?”
The Imperial Groomsmen swore to Ackbar that they would never utter another word about the incident at the bachelor party with the fat chick at Jabba’s.
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Intergalactic marriages: they never work.
The whole thing was a fiasco and the bride filed for divorce two weeks later after acquiring the services of Crane, Poole, and Schmidt, a law firm with no small amount of experience in intergalactic law.
‘You had me at ‘Klaatu Barada Nicto‘”
“To boldly go where many men have gone before”
I’m not sure what they were serving at the Mos Eisley Cantina last night, but I’m sure he looked better than that when I said I’d marry him.
If Carbonite erection lasts longer than 12 parsecs seek immediate Jedi attention.
Woo Hooo!!!!! Thanks Wyatt…
sorry Randal, I just saw it first.
Thanks Wyatt