Happy Birthday, Mrs. Earp!
By Wyatt Earp | February 8, 2010
Mrs. Earp at a family wedding.
Today is my wife’s um, 30-ish birthday. Being a terrific husband, I do not have her present yet. The snowstorm put a crimp in my plans, and since she wants a new digital camera, I need her to tell me which one is the one for really loves.
(Yeah, I’m an idiot.)
So, I’ll be grabbing that today after work – hopefully – then I will be taking her out to dinner; with the brood, of course. And to cap off a romantic evening, I’ll be jetting out of the house at 9:30 for my hockey game.
(Come on ladies, you know you want a guy just like me.)
Okay, I admit I’ve been a sub-par husband at best, but I try really hard with the little brains I have. I would skip the game if she asked me to, but she won’t – probably because she wants a quiet night at home without the moron. Who can blame her? To be perfectly honest, she should have dumped me many, many years ago.
Either way, she won’t have to slave in front of a stove for an evening, and we can finally go out to dinner to a place that doesn’t have an “IHoP” in its name – no matter how much the boys beg and plead to go there. Heh.
Happy birthday, L! I love you very much.
Topics: Babes | 20 Comments »
February 8th, 2010 at 7:34 am
Happy Birthday Mrs. Earp!!!
February 8th, 2010 at 7:49 am
Maybe her boyfriend is coming over at 9:45?
February 8th, 2010 at 7:54 am
Mrs. Crankipants – And really, who could blame her?
February 8th, 2010 at 9:06 am
You can have whatever you want as long as it’s made of snow.
February 8th, 2010 at 9:24 am
Just remembering the birthday gets you brownie points. Happy Birthday to the missus.
February 8th, 2010 at 9:37 am
Happy Birthday Mrs. Earp!
OK Wyatt, you realize and have come to understand you married up. Like the rest of us. Now back on your knees and thank the Baby Jesus for all your blessings.
February 8th, 2010 at 10:30 am
“…we can finally go out to dinner to a place that doesn’t have an “IHoP” in its name…”
Mcdonald’s doesn’t have an “IHoP” in it’s name. And since it’s her birthday, you should splurge and let her supersize her combo meal.
But wherever you folks go for dinner tonight, I hope Mrs. Earp has a happy birthday.
February 8th, 2010 at 10:44 am
Congratulations to her. As for the night, don’t get hurt! Nothing says “I love you” like a late night visit to the ER.
February 8th, 2010 at 11:11 am
Happy B Day Mrs. E.
February 8th, 2010 at 11:25 am
Best birthday wishes to your young wife.
February 8th, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Happy Birthday Mrs.Earp
February 8th, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Happy Birthday, Mrs. Earp!
February 8th, 2010 at 4:42 pm
Happy Birthday Mrs. Earp – and I have to say Wyatt, you get points for putting up a pretty picture !
February 8th, 2010 at 5:10 pm
Happy Birthday to the MUCH BETTER HALF!!!!
February 8th, 2010 at 6:06 pm
Happy birthday, Mrs. Earp!
I hope you all had a great dinner together.
February 8th, 2010 at 6:34 pm
Happy Birthday to the Mrs! She has one of the best birthdays of the year.
February 8th, 2010 at 6:35 pm
Happy Birthday Mrs. Earp
February 8th, 2010 at 10:23 pm
Happy Birthday Mrs. Earp!!
Just thought I’d help you out Wyatt.
Tell him to skip hockey and take you dancing after dinner!
February 9th, 2010 at 1:02 am
UPDATE: Dinner was great: she got to have some margaritas, and let me go play hockey. Unfortunately, we lost, I played like crap, and took a nasty elbow to the head, knocking me to the ice.
Mental note: Next year, stay home!
Thanks for all the well-wishes, though.
February 10th, 2010 at 7:00 am
Beautiful Picture!