Baltimore Weatherman Loses It
By Wyatt Earp | February 6, 2010
In honor of the brutal snowstorm that is pummeling Philadelphia today – we already have at least 18 inches of global warming on the ground – I give you this . . .
Dude. Sit down, relax, and have a Fresca. We’ll get through this.
UPDATE: The semi-official tally is 26 inches. I shoveled my driveway, walkway (Captain America helped with some of that) and those of the neighbor’s across the street. Back hurts, arms hurt, knees hurt. Going to bed at 9pm. Sad.
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All I can say is, better you than me
heh. dude seriously needs to cut back on his daily caffeine intake.
It’s snow, not a swarm of locusts.
Calm down Mary.
What an idiot! Could you see Cecily acting like that? Never!
I hate the snow too, but c’mon, that was WAY over the top!
Seriously, dude! Decaf!
Oh boy… Fart.. Oh boy… Fart… Oh boy.. Fart… I really am a very good driver!
Maybe he was mocking the alarmists?
My very kind neighbor used his snow blower on my sidewalk. The driveway is waiting until tomorrow.
At one point, I thought he was auditioning for the WWE.
I was out doing yard work at 8 AM this morning in shorts and a tee shirt. Just sayin’.
That guy’s retarded. It’s February in the northeast U.S. It snows; big deal.
Uhhh…. Ok. I am thinking he needs to drink a little less coffee. Either that or he needs a lesson in basic meteorology. Winter weather = pretty good chance of snow and *gasp* cold winds.
He needs lots of prozac.
E.L. – I hate you.
Smite – No more frappacinos for him!
Mrs. Crankipants – We’re supposed to get locusts on Wednesday.
Lillian – Not a big fan of Cecily. HDTV is not her friend. Yeesh!
Proof – Guy needs to take a xanax.
TexasFred – What time does Wapner come on?
RT – Vince McMahon wouldn’t hire this guy. He’s too overdramatic.
Mark – Shut yer hole.
Randal – It snows in March, too. Guess this guy is a left coaster.
Kim – We get snow all the time, and still the morons in this town panic when they see a couple of flakes. It’s insane.
Rick – Or a mallet to the skull.
Call the IPCC! We just found their new spokesman!
Wyatt, you never watched Rain Man I am guessing…
He needs to get a grip! LOL!
I mean seriously, what if it were a really bad emergency like.. I dont know, an earthquake? Katrina again? The little crazy man in Iran setting of a nuke??
This is what you would get if William Shatner had become a weatherman.
OMFG! I’m beginning to take Propeller-Neck Schwartz and John Bolaris seriously after this a-hole.