Comments on: Philly Has The Dumbest Criminals Around

By: Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 22:33:00 +0000

tjbbpgobIII – That would be awesome. Freebie!

Crankipants – Especially in Philly. A confession will barely get you probation with our lenient judges.

Kaveman – It’s hitting everyone hard. Even Obama supporters.

By: kaveman

kaveman — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 16:30:49 +0000

Poverty must be worse than I thought in Philly.

He can’t even afford a real gun.

By: Crankipants

Crankipants — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 13:01:25 +0000

I just read that this genius turned himself in which is good, but he’s got himself a lawyer that is screaming from the mountains that his client is INNOCENT!!! Of course, he is! Rather than acting like Johnny Cochran, why can’t we all be adults? We got you red handed. Admit it. Hand over the phone. Fess us and give the charade a rest.

By: tjbbpgobIII

tjbbpgobIII — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 06:04:59 +0000

Lets hope he’s cornered in a dark alley at night and pulls that smokepole to shoot it out with the arresting officer.

By: Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 23:20:16 +0000

PhillipC – And because of her great thinking, this toad is gonna get locked up. Beautiful.

Veeshir- Shh! You’ll ruin his street cred!

Wagonsux – Great, isn’t it?

Proof – I wish.

Thomas F – We get a lot of jobs where the complainants have Lojack for their computers. Good stuff.

Tennessee Budd – A pea shooter should do the trick.

Jon – Just need to get those low angles, though.

Eric – Good point. Where’s Reverend Al when you need him?

By: Eric

Eric — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 20:55:47 +0000

I blame society. Surely this woman who was robbed must be racist. The boy with the gun is a good young man that was probably on his way to church and found the gun next to the phone on the ground.

She should immediately drop all charges and refuse to testify against this “victim of the system”

By: Jon Brooks

Jon Brooks — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:29:41 +0000

BWAhahahaha!! I hope she and the PPD lets him keep the phone for use in jail, now she has her own personal Oz show, screw HBO.

By: Tennessee Budd

Tennessee Budd — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:50:09 +0000

Yes, it does appear to be a BB gun. Of course, in this idiot’s case, that’s way too much weapon for the ol’ blowing-brains-out job.

By: Thomas F

Thomas F — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:52:07 +0000

There is a story of a woman who lost her high end Apple laptop a coffee shop, who later used Apple’s Remote log-on to activate the laptops web-cam to find one of the coffee shop workers and two of his mope friends web browsing….

There is also a SDHC memory chip that automatically uploads pictures thru hot spot wireless from your camera…..

By: proof

proof — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:48:17 +0000

His finger is on the trigger. We’re just one good squeeze away from cleansing the gene pool!