Archive for December, 2009
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Monday, December 7th, 2009This gorgeous woman is Kim Sears. She was the girlfriend of British tennis star Andy Murray. Emphasis on “was.” If you want to know why she dumped him, you might want to wrap your head in duct tape first. Trust me. Like another famous athlete, British tennis star Andy Murray has been having relationship problems [...]
Copenhagen: Limo Capital Of The World
Monday, December 7th, 2009Well, at least it will be during the United Nations Climate Change Conference. While you are being bombarded with scorn and the threat of new, useless taxes from insane liberals within and without the United States, the glitterati will be addressing the desperate climate change problem. Uh-huh. Physicians, heal thyselves. It will be remembered as [...]
Day Of Infamy
Monday, December 7th, 2009ABOVE THE FOLD UPDATE: For those of you choosing a search engine, check out this comparison Ace of Spades found between the front pages of Bing and Google today. Google puts up graphics for “major events” like Earth Day, but not for December 7th. It’s exactly why I switched to Bing for all of my [...]
True Detective Stories
Sunday, December 6th, 2009I realize that every time I post one of these stories it involves an idiotic phone call. I also realize that at least one person tells me to stop answering the division phone after reading said story. Luckily for you, and unluckily for me, I never learn. I was working the front desk last night [...]
Barrel Man, We Hardly Knew Ye
Sunday, December 6th, 2009If you’re a Denver Broncos fan like me, you know Barrel Man. Barrel Man was always in the stands at Mile High Stadium, wearing a giant Barrel – and not much else. He was a fixture at Broncos games for decades until he retired a few years ago. Barrel Man, whose real name was Tim [...]
It’s My Party, And I’ll Crash If I Want To
Sunday, December 6th, 2009By now, you all have heard about Michaele and Tareq Salahi. They are the two morons who thought it would be a lark to crash the White House State Dinner last week. As if crashing a diplomatic event was something to brag about. Personally, I’d rather crash an event at the Playboy Mansion, but I [...]
Something’s Fishy In The State Of Denmark
Saturday, December 5th, 2009Apparently, there will be some evidence of global warming at Copenhagen climate summit: COPENHAGEN – Prostitutes of a Danish sex workers association will offer their services for free to delegates of the UN climate summit in Copenhagen, an association official told AFP Saturday. Susanne Moeller said the move was meant to protest an anti-prostitution initiative [...]
Happy Birthday, Old NFO!
Saturday, December 5th, 2009Today is Old NFO’s birthday. He’s 22, I think. Old NFO is one of only a handful of bloggers I have met in person, and he certainly ranks as one of the most interesting. A proud naval vet, he has some good stories, but I am pretty sure he has some great stories he can’t [...]
Obama Blissfully Ignores Climate-Gate
Saturday, December 5th, 2009After all, he is the smartest man in the room. Just ask him. The controversy swirling around the leaked e-mails of climate scientists apparently trying to downplay data and exclude dissenting opinions has led to calls for President Obama to skip this month’s climate summit in Denmark until the e-mails can be investigated. Instead, the [...]
Another Proud Day
Saturday, December 5th, 2009Yesterday was a pretty good day at the Earp Ranch. Erik, our 5-year old, was chosen as the Peacemaker of the Month for his kindergarten class. His school chooses one student from every class who helps his fellow students, practices good manners, and good discipline. The winners are presented with the award after a Mass [...]
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