Your Monday Morning Fluff Piece
By Wyatt Earp | November 2, 2009
Because there’s no better way to start the week than with a story about some vapid Hollywood idiot. To wit:
Aside from both being MTV reality stars and staples in the social scene, it seems Audrina Patridge has followed Paris Hilton’s footsteps when it comes to perfecting the party pose.
When doing her thing for the photogs on the red carpet of the recent week’s NASCAR/ Pepsi 500 Hollywood party, someone commented that “The Hills” hottie was a natural. Patridge then graciously admitted to regularly posing in front of the mirror and practicing different poses, since “each dress or outfit needs its own pose.” (H/T – FOXNews)
Do you hear that? It’s the sound of people actually becoming dumber just by reading this story. Sorry about that.
Topics: Babes | 7 Comments »
November 2nd, 2009 at 10:28 am
So? Obama probably does the same thing.
November 2nd, 2009 at 10:29 am
The story may have made me dumber. But Audrina is great to look at.
November 2nd, 2009 at 10:34 am
I think I lost a brain cell reading this that I’ll never get back….she’s too freakin skinny.
November 2nd, 2009 at 12:47 pm
The dumbing down of American continues. These people have absolutely no clue! Think we could enact mandatory sterilization for “posers”?
November 2nd, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Sounds like she fits the textbook definition of a celebutard.
November 2nd, 2009 at 2:19 pm
OK She is super hot. She doesn’t need a brain. At least until she starts telling us how to live our lives or handle foreign policy like the rest of the Hollywood nut-bars.
November 2nd, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Wes S. – I don’t doubt it.
Rick – It’s a Catch-22, ya know?
The Girl – Yeah, she could probably use a sammich or ten.
MeToo – Nah, Obama would veto it.
John D – Her photo is on in the dictionary. She practiced posing for it.
Ingineer66 – The second she does that, I stop looking at her.