Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | November 20, 2009
Paging Lieutenant Dangle Caption Contest
(Source: AFP)
Submit your caption to this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, November 23rd. Good luck!
Original Caption: Terror drill: Members of South Korean military police Special Assault Commando abseil down a building during an anti-terror drill in Goyang, 30km north of Seoul.
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Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
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Top Six Entries:
6. This is not what I meant when I asked the Commissioner to consider our working a “swing shift.” – Uncle Ray
5. Pop quiz: Where will you be when your laxative kicks in? – RT
4. “Fourth floor- electronics, hardware, women’s wear and lingerie.” – Fenway_Nation
3. “Not as easy as it looks in the movies, is it Mr. Cruise?” – Rodney Dill
2. “Damn it, nimrod. Keep making that much noise, she’ll see us and get dressed!” – LJ
WINNER! – In dealing with the North Koreans, Officers Kim and Chee finally reached the end of their rope. – Jon Brooks
Topics: Caption Contest | 25 Comments »
“I believe we are doing something wrong, sir.”
damn it nimrod
keep making that much noise , she’ll see us and get dressed
In dealing with the North Koreans, Officers Kim and Chee
finally reached the end of their rope.
When peeping toms go high tech.
Sarge, can I have a do-over? This is the worst wedgie I’ve ever had.
A clear example of ‘Testicular bungee jumping’ gone wrong.
“Did you bring the glass cutter?” “No I thought YOU did”…
Look ma, no hands.
Fourth floor- electronics, hardware, women’s wear and lingerie.
But you said to use our heads!
First day of the upcoming blockbuster SPIDERMAN, THE NEXT GENERATION tryouts.
This is not what I meant when I asked the Commissioner to consider our working a “swing shift”.
You missed a spot,right under the rail…… Mr. Chou,gonna be plenty pissed.
Realizing the donut shop was closed for the day, Matt and Wyatt decided to try a non-traditional entrance.
Joe
[...] Wyatt [...]
“This is another fine mess you got us into, Or-rie”
Somehow the live action version of “Team America: World Police” didn’t live up to expectations.
Korean Ninjas have horrible night vision so they’re forced to skulk around in broad daylight.
“They’ll never bust us down to janitors for putting shaving cream in the sarge’s boots!” you said,…NEVER!
The laughs just keep coming on the new Asian movie hit, “Police Academy – Ninjas on Patrol”.
Pop quiz: Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?
“Not as easy as it looks in the movies, is it Mr. Cruise?”
The SWAT team’s dynamic entry of the 23rd floor was delayed by the discovery that Jessica Biel’s dressing room was on the 24th.
I thought only rookies had to do window washing detail.
Thanks Wyatt
My sense of humor has been on the wane lately and needed a pick me up.
Clutching the Golden Caption Award…
I would like to thank the Caption writers guild, my producers and the many people who have helped along the way. Especially my Mom and Dad..wipes tears away..who taught me to never ever lose my sense of humor. Lastly my Black Lab ‘Pepe’ for that selfless grin every time I tell him a joke, even though the people who had him before were Spanish speaking and I know he doesn’t understand English to well.
Blows kiss to audience and trips down stairs exiting stage left.