Recent Posts

Recent Comments

Blogroll

Cop Land


« | Main | »

Radiation Leak At Three Mile Island

By Wyatt Earp | November 23, 2009

Three Mile Island leak

Sweet! Score another win for Pennsylvania!

MIDDLETOWN, Pa. – November 22, 2009 — The U.S. Nuclear Regulatory Commission says the small amount of radiation detected at the Three Mile Island nuclear power plant is not significant.

Specialist John White has told ABC News that there is no indication that radiation at the plant exceeded or even approached regulatory limits.

The commission sent investigators to the central Pennsylvania plant after a small amount of radiation was detected. (H/T6ABC)

It took a while, but I found a photo of one of the victims online. It’s below the fold.

Jennifer Garner

Oh, sorry. That’s just Jennifer Garner without makeup.

Topics: Evil = Funny | 13 Comments »

13 Responses to “Radiation Leak At Three Mile Island”

  1. Ingineer66 says:

    Still wouldn’t kick her out of bed.

  2. Assrot says:

    I’d kick her out of bed in a second if she showed up looking like that. She kind of looks like a young Mr. Spock.

    Joe

  3. Mrs. Crankipants says:

    I know it’s hard for you to relate, (being naturally good looking), but some of us gals have to work at our big hair and crimson lips.

  4. Assrot says:

    Careful what the “U.S. Nuclear Regulatory Commission” says. I’ll bet these guys were told the same thing by their government officials.

    NSFW

    Joe

  5. Wyatt Earp says:

    Ingineer66 – Me neither, but I’m an ugly guy.

    Joe – Heh, nice pointy ears, Jen!

    Mrs. Crankipants – Why are you lying to my readers? Thanks to Facebook, I’ve seen a photo of you. Hubba, hubba!

  6. Mrs. Crankipants says:

    Correction-
    Good looking AND charming!

  7. Wyatt Earp says:

    Mrs. Crankipants – Much obliged, ma’am. *Tips hat*

  8. I think that’s scarier than a three-headed frog. lol

  9. Sebastian says:

    Holy shit. We really are reliving the Carter years. Can we get Obama to visit the site wearing huge shoe socks too?

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a2/Carter_TMI-2.png

  10. Dano says:

    Again? Somewhere I have a copy of the Presidential report on the first one… dry but interesting reading.

    Then again, this is PA… who’d notice? We still have coal mines burning.

  11. Wyatt Earp says:

    DL474 – A three-headed zombie frog!

    Sebastian – Oh Lord, that’s awesome! My kingdom to see Obama wear those on TV!

    Dano – I went out to Central PA last week. Every time I rolled down the window, I smelled either manure, wood burning, or both.

  12. Dano says:

    Wyatt – the manure was the mushroom farms… they do reek.

  13. bob (either orr) says:

    1. I was afraid you’d have a picture of Fa(s)t Eddie Rendell there.
    2. Dano, only way he hit mushroom farms is if his route took him past the north side of Reading or Kennett Square/Avondale/West Grove. I’m on the edge of Amish country… that aroma is officially called “Amish perfume.”