Pam Anderson Tells Sons About Sex Tape
By Wyatt Earp | November 24, 2009
Apparently, they are the last two people on Earth who don’t know about it.
One of Pam Anderson’s embarrassing pigeons has come home to roost. That pigeon being her sex tape with Tommy Lee, of course.
Anderson told UK talk show host Jeremy Kyle that she had a sit-down with her two boys, Brandon, 12, and Dylan, 11, and explained what no mother wants to ever explain to pre-teen sons, according to a report in the NY Daily News.
“I knew kids were going to watch the film and there was a reference to the tape in the [Borat] movie and they’re that age and, you know, people are going start saying things,” she is reported telling the late night gabber. “I just said, ‘Look, Mummy and Daddy were massively in love, we videotaped everything, everything was videotaped, and you’re probably going hear about something at school.’” (H/T – FOXNews)
Yeah, the poor kids are going to hear about how mom is a whore and dad is a borderline felon who used to whoop mommy’s arse. Lovely.
Topics: Evil = Funny | 9 Comments »
November 24th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Say what U want- Barb Wire Pammy does it for me every time…
November 24th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Don’t forget, Wyatt, that Tommy Lee can honk the horn with that thing….
November 24th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
And they’re both gonna be looking for a copy…
November 24th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
I somehow doubt those kids would be surprised, they’ve spent their whole lives watching their mother running around town wearing the equivalent of a Wet-Nap and a pair of pumps.
November 24th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Ew. You can have her Captain she is one woman that I would kick out of bed. Something about her just rubs me the wrong way.
November 24th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Yeah, there is no good time to tell your kids you are a whore, huh?
November 24th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
There’s something decidedly incestuous about her telling them,… ick!
November 25th, 2009 at 12:56 am
I think it’s better that she tells them. At least now that when they hear a reference to the tape, they know not to go looking for it. If they didn’t know, they would eventually wonder about the joke and go looking for something they really never want to see.
November 25th, 2009 at 10:59 am
What can I say Ingineer- cartoon blond bombshells are my thing. She has gone on the skids after that though.