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Pam Anderson Tells Sons About Sex Tape

By Wyatt Earp | November 24, 2009

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Apparently, they are the last two people on Earth who don’t know about it.

One of Pam Anderson’s embarrassing pigeons has come home to roost. That pigeon being her sex tape with Tommy Lee, of course.

Anderson told UK talk show host Jeremy Kyle that she had a sit-down with her two boys, Brandon, 12, and Dylan, 11, and explained what no mother wants to ever explain to pre-teen sons, according to a report in the NY Daily News.

“I knew kids were going to watch the film and there was a reference to the tape in the [Borat] movie and they’re that age and, you know, people are going start saying things,” she is reported telling the late night gabber. “I just said, ‘Look, Mummy and Daddy were massively in love, we videotaped everything, everything was videotaped, and you’re probably going hear about something at school.’” (H/TFOXNews)

Yeah, the poor kids are going to hear about how mom is a whore and dad is a borderline felon who used to whoop mommy’s arse. Lovely.

Topics: Evil = Funny | 9 Comments »

9 Responses to “Pam Anderson Tells Sons About Sex Tape”

  1. Say what U want- Barb Wire Pammy does it for me every time…

  2. GroovyVic says:

    Don’t forget, Wyatt, that Tommy Lee can honk the horn with that thing….

  3. Old NFO says:

    And they’re both gonna be looking for a copy… :-)

  4. Mrs. Crankipants says:

    I somehow doubt those kids would be surprised, they’ve spent their whole lives watching their mother running around town wearing the equivalent of a Wet-Nap and a pair of pumps.

  5. Ingineer66 says:

    Ew. You can have her Captain she is one woman that I would kick out of bed. Something about her just rubs me the wrong way.

  6. RT says:

    Yeah, there is no good time to tell your kids you are a whore, huh?

  7. There’s something decidedly incestuous about her telling them,… ick!

  8. Bitter says:

    I think it’s better that she tells them. At least now that when they hear a reference to the tape, they know not to go looking for it. If they didn’t know, they would eventually wonder about the joke and go looking for something they really never want to see.

  9. What can I say Ingineer- cartoon blond bombshells are my thing. She has gone on the skids after that though.