Doctors Discover Sexual Amnesia
By Wyatt Earp | November 5, 2009
Now where did I put my riding crop?
Can you imagine the telethons for this disorder?
“For just 15 cents a day, you too can sponsor a horny middle-aged man or woman. Won’t you please help them remember if their partner rocked their world? Those who donate over fifty dollars will receive this lovely tote bag filled with motion lotion. Call now. Operators are standing by.”
For decades, doctors described cases of a rare neurological condition that usually occurred in patients over age 50. Neurologists noted that patients knew their identities, but couldn’t retain recent memory, where they were and how they got there. They showed no other symptoms.
Sex is one of the major triggers for the baffling medical condition called transient global amnesia in which patients lose their ability to retain immediate memory.
TGA usually occurs after the person engages in strenuous activity — such as having sex, vigorously exercising, suddenly immersing into icy or hot water, straining to dig a stuck car or even bumping the head. (H/T – CNN)
Believe it or not, I’ve had experience with sexual amnesia. Every woman who ever kissed me, hugged me, or even gave me a “come hither” look wanted to forget about it immediately. One encounter with me today is a guarantee that the stores will be out of brain bleach tomorrow.
Topics: Snarkasm | 8 Comments »
November 5th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
“TGA usually occurs after the person engages in strenuous activity — such as having sex, vigorously exercising, suddenly immersing into icy or hot water, straining to dig a stuck car or even bumping the head.”
God, what if they all happen at the same time?? LOL
November 5th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
Can this happen if, wait a minute, what was I going to say?
November 5th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
DL474 – Then that would be entered into the Guinness Book of Sexual Records.
Mrs. Crankipants – Funniest comment of the day!
November 5th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Sex? What’s that?
November 6th, 2009 at 8:59 am
Seems a shame not to be able to remember having your world rocked. At least from what I can remember.
November 6th, 2009 at 9:42 am
Revisiting experiences with some of the paramours of my twenties, TGA would have been a blessing in disguise.
November 6th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Hey babe, now exactly what is your name? I can’t remember!
November 6th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
RT – Oh, you don’t know> It’s fan-freakin-tastic!!! Well, until you end up with four kids . . . Heh.
MeToo – My dates have never had that problem. They always remember. Giggle.
Mrs. Crankipants – Hey, did we date in college? Because that sounds awfully familiar.
Mystry – Oh, is that what they are talking about? Happens all the time . . . to guys, that is.