Chef Paula Deen Struck By Ham
By Wyatt Earp | November 24, 2009
Celebrity chef Paula Deen has proven once and for all that pigs can fly.
Now, I’m not a professional chef, but I do have some common sense. That being said, if I were helping unload hams, the first thing I would do was keep my eyes open for some airborne swine.
But that’s just me.
ATLANTA – Celebrity chef Paula Deen got an unexpected serving of ham — across her face.
The Food Network star was helping unload 25,000 pounds of donated meat for an Atlanta food bank on Monday when someone threw one of the hams like a football and accidentally smacked her.
Deen tells WGCL-TV: “I thought it busted my lip, but it didn’t.” (LINK)
Drivers, start your snark! I’ll begin:
5. Serves Deen right for putting pearls before swine.
4. Immediately after being struck, Paula squealed like a pig.
3. Deen would have caught the item if she weren’t so ham-handed.
2. Sadly, Paula was the victim of a drive-by hamming.
1. Deen claimed she had never been porked so hard.
Topics: Snarkasm | 11 Comments »
Paula Deen survives The Swine Flew!
Well played, dear!
Paula didn’t read the playbook- it was the Ham Mary pass!
The volunteer who threw it should have been arrested for attempted hamicide.
Mrs. Crankipants – Yours put mine to shame. *cowers in corner*
This is the video of the incident…
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=45b_1259032771
Kinda reminds me of Marsha Brady vs. the pigskin.
Hogging the attention I see!
A loaf of bread, a cup of swine and sow?
“Paula Deen Gets Porked”.
The only time I ever was knocked out was in High School. The coaches had each of us throw a softball for distance and I was shagging the throws from the out field. I caught one and turned to throw it in by home plate when I caught a softball right on the forehead. Those brand new softballs, Ain’t. All I remember was somebody turned off the lights and the next thing I knew I was in the nurse’s station with an ice pack on my forehead. I can’t imagine anyone throwing a ham like that. MUD
She couldn’t have been porked, the ham was …ahhh…boneless.
Paula Deen should be arrested for the crap she is teaching people to eat. Bacon grease and butter, TOOT TOOT. The woman is a cow and I guess it is true that misery loves company. Has anyone asked you to try to make our children healthy or should we just feed them to death?