Comments on: British Woman Banned From Noisy Sex

By: B.C.

B.C. — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:48:38 +0000

Lassie should have played a tape of any women’s tennis match in her defense arguments. These days, it sounds like the players are fisting each other instead of hitting balls back and forth at each other.

PS: Now that I think about it, that goes for the male tennis players, too.

By: Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:24:27 +0000

DL474 – Oh, that sucks. (Figuratively speaking, of course.)

RT – A little vocalization is nice, but I can’t concentrate with a lot of racket. I’m just sayin’.

Old NFO – Bawhahahaha!

GroovyVic – About me, or Mr. GroovyVic?

Teetop – Now that would be a classy move! This isn’t Porky’s, ya know!

Kim – That must have saved you a bundle on doctor’s bills!

MeToo – Make it a double!

BobG – I thought the same thing when I first read it.

By: BobG

BobG — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:16:47 +0000

Sounds like a lot of jealous neighbors, to me.

By: metoo

metoo — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:34:43 +0000

I am going to use a quote from “When Harry Met Sally”. “I’ll have what she’s having!!!!” and right now, please!!!!

By: Kim

Kim — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:50:09 +0000

This is why I like country living. Not that I would do anything as yucky as have sex. All my children magically appeared in the cabbage patch when the stork dropped them off.

By: Teetop

Teetop — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:16:51 +0000

He could have stuffed his dirty undies in her mouth.

By: GroovyVic

GroovyVic — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:39:50 +0000

Ha ha ha ha ….. ha ha ha ha…*wipes a tear*

Tell Mrs. Earp that I yell out the same thing….*giggle*

By: Old NFO

Old NFO — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:35:56 +0000

I wasn’t there, had nothing to do with it… Oh, never mind

By: RT

RT — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:06:11 +0000

Wyatt, you ever hear the tape of the guy on Preston and Steve? Funniest and most disturbing thing ever.

Uh…have these people never lived in college dorms???? (Seriously, though, imagine trying to walk down the street with a kid in tow. Awkie!)

By: dragonlady474

dragonlady474 — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:49:11 +0000

I’ll never forget Goldbloom telling me about her and her husband trying to knock one off in the afternoon when the kids were all occupied with (loud) video games and such. With four kids this was apparently a rare occasion, which became even rarer when their oldest daughter joking knocked on the the locked bedroom door and asked, “What are you guys doing, having sex in there?” (insert balloon deflating noise here)