Archive for November, 2009
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Monday, November 30th, 2009Spends time in the clink together. Have you noticed that most of the people affiliated with “Baywatch” are now a complete and utter mess? LOS ANGELES – David Hasselhoff’s ex-wife has been arrested on suspicion of drunken driving in Los Angeles. The California Highway Patrol said Sunday that Pamela Bach was pulled over Saturday night [...]
Somalis Using Obama Photos As Targets
Monday, November 30th, 2009Remember all that talk about President Obama repairing our image in the eyes of the world? His election was going to mend broken fences and rebuild burned bridges, because he’s good enough, he’s smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like him! Well, as long as the people aren’t living in Somalia, that is. Those [...]
What Is Thy Bidding, My Sneaker?
Monday, November 30th, 2009Okay, this is pretty bad ass. For its Spring/Summer season adidas Originals teamed up with Star Wars for a memorable collection of footwear and apparel. Although the theme has been used in the world of fashion already, this new collection seamlessly fuses inspiration from legendary Star Wars characters and scenes with iconic adidas Originals silhouettes. [...]
Four Washington Police Officers Assassinated
Sunday, November 29th, 2009There’s a murderous coward hiding somewhere in Washington state today. Hopefully, he will be hunted down like a dog and captured quickly. SEATTLE — Four police officers were shot dead in a targeted ambush at a Washington state coffee house, a sheriff’s official said Sunday. The attack occurred at Forza Coffee Co., east of McChord [...]
Iran Remakes “Duke Nukem”
Sunday, November 29th, 2009Every time you turn around there is another news story profiling Iran’s controversial nuclear program. Iran claims that the program is for strictly peaceful purposes. The sane world believes that it is working toward a nuclear arsenal. Eventually, Iran is going to dance with another country, and it is not going to be pretty. This [...]
Polish Zoo Puts “Cavemen” On Display
Sunday, November 29th, 2009And people wonder why Polish jokes are so popular: WARSAW, Poland – Visitors to Warsaw’s zoo are being greeted by two “Homo sapiens” peering out from a cage — humans in animal skins trying to spark interest in man’s caveman ancestors. Organizer Maria Mastalerz says the weeklong “performance” aims to attract interest in a play, [...]
People Of Walmart
Saturday, November 28th, 2009Apparently, these people are much more behaved this year. VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. – Crowd control at all Walmart stores in New York appears to be smooth a year after a security guard was crushed to death by a stampede of shoppers. Nassau County District Attorney Kathleen Rice says in a statement that her office is [...]
Victoria Beckham: Agony Of The Feet
Saturday, November 28th, 2009And remember, in the event of a water landing, Victoria’s breasts can be used as a flotation device. Victoria Beckham is known for her love of sky-high heels as a wardrobe staple, but could the daily stress of six-inch stilettos finally be taking its toll on the former Posh Spice? According to a report in [...]
Murder Suspect Walks Out Of Philly Prison
Saturday, November 28th, 2009God, I love this freakin’ town! So, can someone ‘splain this to me, because I recently suffered brain damage. How can an accused murderer – “accused,” yeah right – walk past a bunch of prison guards, get through a few locked doors, and step out to freedom without so much as a, “Hey, whatcha doooo-in?” [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, November 27th, 2009Katie Couric Bump Drafting Caption Contest (Source: Gawker) Oh yeah, Katie Couric is perky, alright. Submit your caption to this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, November 30th. Good luck! Other Current Contests: Cowboy Blob (I WON here last week!) Family Security Matters [...]
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