Comments on: Two Cups In The Front . . .

By: Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 20:46:15 +0000

Proof – Me too. There should be a lot of that going around.

Mrs. Crankipants – Shut up! You’re gonna ruin it!!

Jon – Don’t knock A-cups. Everyone with every size gets a seat at the table when Wyatt is King!

MeToo – That’s exactly what we guys are banking upon!

By: metoo

metoo — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 15:17:55 +0000

You boys better play nice or we girls might not share when the siren sounds. And, I’m betting if the siren sounds, we’ll be sharing more than just face masks.

By: Jon Brooks

Jon Brooks — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 12:01:28 +0000

In dire emergencies it would be good for morale to have gaggles of half naked women running around, although it would resemble a Monty Python skit. We’d be screwed if it was only an A-cup though. For the larger people, what may be required would be the panty mask and emergency communications could be built into the high heels (ala Get Smart) which could hang off the ears to allow hands free operation.

So if some day the bomb siren sounds and you run into
the nearest bomb shelter, don’t panic when you see someone sitting there with a bra on their mouth, panties hanging over their nose and high heels hanging off their ears..it could be me??

By: Mrs. Crankipants

Mrs. Crankipants — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 00:31:20 +0000

You’d think that Jeff Gordon’s wife could hire someone to look for her lost contact lens.

By: proof

proof — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 23:21:32 +0000

Hope the inventor allowed for all the heavy breathing his design would cause!