The Centurions continued their complete dominance of the ancient world’s football scene until the Savage Eastern Conference (SEC) Barbarians, led by all-world QB, Timmius Tebowian, literally kicked down the gates of the Imperial stadiums and began a ruthless campaign of complete and utter mayhem that lasted for centuries and forever ended the stranglehold of football power that the elitist powerhouses of the Big X had held over everyone’s heads for nearly a millenium.

you’d think that the shirt had a swastika on it or something.

Having a swastika on it would be OK. Those 5,000 Jews complaining about the swastika are just islamophobic Zionist’s so we’ll keep the shirt. They just need to embrace the multi-culturalism of our society.

Six people complaining that, if you squint a little and tilt your head to the left it looks like a Christian Cross? Recall and burn the entire print run. Can’t have anyone feel offended by Christianity now, can we?

A lot of good that does. Isn’t Penn State one of the biggest party schools, now?

It is so obviously not a cross. Idiots.

Jon Brooks – I hereby volunteer to go behind enemy lines for the Guinness.

MeToo – Exams? What are those?

Randal – Agreed. Spoken like a true Drexel Dragon.

AJ – Okay, I rounded down for him, but you get the idea.

MUD – Well, if the people are color blind . . .

Ingineer66 – Just like when I’m at work and use “correction fluid.”

Andrew – And events. My wife dragged me to Arts Fest one year. *gag* Terrible hippie event, in my opinion.

GroovyVic – Shut. Up!!! And that’s not just because Michigan stinks this year.

Having graduated from Penn State 2 years ago, I can tell you that this kind of crap happened every year I was up there…Everything from accusing the University of using child labor for clothing to something like this.

There’s a huge Christian presence on the campus – a lot of local churches actually pay people to preach to students. They stand in the most crowded parts of the campus, bible in one hand, the other raised to the sky, and just yell at students walking by about how their lives are worthless without their brand of religion.

So, this doesn’t surprise me. All kinds of asinine protests went on every semester.

I too am offended that it says White Out. Does that mean white people are not welcome at Penn? Any reference to color should be eliminated from our vocabulary.