Wolf Blitzer: Not So Smart
By Wyatt Earp | September 19, 2009
Did anyone see Celebrity Jeopardy! on Thursday night? CNN talking (empty) head Wolf Blitzer hopes that answer is no. He appeared on the game show with Andy Richter and the uder-hot Dana Delany (an SYLG fave). Being smarter than the average bear, Wolf must have “blitzed” the competition, right? Eh, not so much.
It was a rough night for CNN’s Wolf Blitzer on Thursday night’s “Jeopardy!”
The “Situation Room” anchor came in last — and even in the red before Final Jeopardy — and lost to Dana Delany and Andy Richter.
Are you ready for some hilarity?
Bawahahahahaha! Not as smart as you think you are, huh, Wolf? Douche.
Topics: Evil = Funny | 9 Comments »
Andy Richter is HOT!
It’s the teleprompters that make guys look so smart.
wait, Wolf Blitzer is a celebrity?
Surely the folks at Jeopardy have seen CNN’s numbers on the cable news ratings, right?
It’s the teleprompters that make guys look so smart.
Heh…proves yet again that the funny, quick-witted guys are the smartest, and the rehearsed and word-fed dweebs of the media are dingbats.
Wolf: “Idiots for $400 Alex…”
Alex: “Alright for $400, what village is missing its idiot?”
Buzzzzz….
Alex: “Okay Wolf?”
Wolf: “What is Mine!”
that video is almost like watching a SNL parody skit of the show, and like Sean Connery, he’s in the hole.
“I’ll take the rapists for 400, alex!”
Gee, I’m shocked that a guy who writes his own material is smarter than a guy who reads a script….
If someone would just phrase the questions in the form of an answer, that would be a big help for the poor guy.
I saw the show and was cracking up when Wolf ended at negative $4600. I don’t think I have ever seen anyone do that bad.