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Eva Longoria Is A Vapid, Clueless Idiot

By Wyatt Earp | September 19, 2009

Eva Longoria hotLet me start this off by saying I think Eva Longoria is smoking hot. I mean, really smoking hot. That being said, I think she is a terrible actress and makes Jessica Biel look like Katherine Hepburn. That’s okay because she’s hot.

Like many actresses, though, Eva ruins everything when she opens her mouth.

Eva Longoria, managed to attend, and she talked to Tarts about why she is “shocked” by America’s attitude to immigration.

“The immigration issue is interesting because historically everyone has immigrated, this is a country of immigrants,” Longira said. “So it kind of shocks me that people have such a vile reaction to immigrants when they provide a huge amount of services to our country, and particularly in agriculture.”

Hey dumbass, Americans do not have a vile reaction to immigrants. Americans have a vile reaction to ILLEGAL immigrants, you bloody prat! Interestingly enough, Eva, Americans have a vile reaction to most people who break the law.

And Longoria isn’t even an immigrant. This skank was born in Corpus Christi, Texas!!!

Longoria said she “would really love to see immigration reform obviously transpire, but in a way that is obviously fair to people in the country.” But she said health care is more important right now. “One topic at a time, [Obama] can tackle the health care issue, and I completely support him on what he is doing currently, with his options that he wants to provide, and … how he wants to fund it.” (H/TFOXNews)

He wants to fund it by taxing the working class back to the Stone Age, you ignoramus! Where else do you think he is going to get the astronomical amount of money to fund this disaster? Not that it matters to you; you can afford the best health care your unearned millions can buy. Now bugger off!

Jesus! Will someone please get Eva a nice, cool glass of shut the hell up?

Topics: Babes | 8 Comments »

8 Responses to “Eva Longoria Is A Vapid, Clueless Idiot”

  1. j.biros Says:
    September 19th, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    But Wyatt,
    She is friggin’ Hawwwwwt
    and She’s Hottttt!
    … perfect silent movie Actress.
    and still Hottt. ;0)

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 19th, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    J.Biros – She was made for silent movies. Good call.

  3. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    September 19th, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    “In Stockton, California, the Silverio Family was featured in the Wall Street Journal in 2003. They were fruit pickers who arrived illegally from Oxtotilan, Mexico in 1997. The wife, Felipa had three kids, but popped an anchor baby named Flor. The child was premature and spent three months in a neonatal incubator at a cost to the San Joaquin Hospital of over $300,000.00. They conceived another, Christian. The second baby made them eligible for $1,000 per month welfare. Because Flor is disabled, she receives $600.00 monthly for asthma. Although the illegal aliens made $18,000.00 annually picking fruit, they collected $12,000.00 of your tax dollars for their anchor babies. One night the father, Cristobal crashed his van. He had no license or insurance. Taxpayers paid for all hospital bills.”

    Not only did this family break the law by entering illegally, but the father was driving around with no license or insurance. We cannot afford to foot the bill for illegal immigrants, it’s as simple as that. If Miss Longoria feels so passionately about the subject, maybe she could sponsor a dozen or so families, provide them with health insurance, housing, and assist with food and clothing. She can well afford it.

  4. Randal Graves Says:
    September 19th, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    dumb and….NOT HOT:

    http://www.splendicity.com/styleitless/files/2008/01/eva-longoria-no-makeup.jpg

  5. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    September 19th, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    ewww, is that a mustache on her, in that splendicity pic?

  6. RT Says:
    September 19th, 2009 at 10:23 pm

    “Bloody prat” and “bugger off”????? Did you go to the UK for the weekend? :)

    I have the urge to say a line similar to, “Jane you ignorant sl*t!”

  7. Bitter American Says:
    September 19th, 2009 at 10:58 pm

    What EVERYONE seems to forget is that ALMA is just a cleaned-up front for groups like La Raza, Mecha, and Aztlan. All of these groups seek to overthrow the governments of the Southwest states and reclaim them for Mexico and Latin America.

    No wonder she’s upset about our attitude towards immigrants.

  8. the.directorate Says:
    September 20th, 2009 at 1:36 am

    she does wear a dress rather well… then again, that only takes you so far. another for the silent actress comment.

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