Comments on: Dumpster Diving: You’re Doing It Wrong

By: Dennis Petty

Dennis Petty — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:55:54 +0000

Ma’ Home Town! Couldn’t be prouder (to no live there any more) Just Sunday I drove past Murdock and Waco and I’ll bet I was within yards of that dumpster. Lets see, the front seat of a Renault Dauphene is about a swierd as it got for me. MUD

By: Mrs. Crankipants

Mrs. Crankipants — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 18:40:54 +0000

I never kiss and tell.

So was it a ce-ment pond or an inflatable kiddie pool?

By: MeToo

MeToo — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 17:02:00 +0000

I am betting they still left with a little something more than they had before their dirty little tryst. There are so many gifts they could have received while doing the deed that keep on giving.

By: Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:59:30 +0000

Mrs. Crankipants – You sound like the voice of experience. Heh.

Kim – Fark me? Fark you!

B.C. – Nicely played, sir.

Standin’ John – Or what they put in the dumpsters. Someone needs a blacklight.

By: Standin' John

Standin' John — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 05:23:42 +0000

I swear, most of us in Kansas are pretty normal. But I have no idea what they put in the water in Wichita.

By: B.C.

B.C. — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 01:15:34 +0000

Taking the term “sperm dumpster” way too literally…

By: Mrs. Crankipants

Mrs. Crankipants — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 21:45:32 +0000

It’s a cheap date, and you may just score some appetizers as a bonus. If the dumpster’s a rockin’, don’t come a knockin’…

By: Kim

Kim — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 21:45:32 +0000

Somebody reads Fark.

By: Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 21:36:38 +0000

TexasFred – Nice one.

RT – And uncleanliness. The worst place I ever did it was in a pool. Oh, I’ve said too much.

Jason – Gotta be a mid-size so you get do it comfortably.

Mike47 – Big time stupid.

By: Mike47

Mike47 — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 21:20:06 +0000

RT said it all.

1. Stupid horny.

2. Stupid afraid.

3. Stupid stupid.