Comments on: A Possible Darwin Award Finalist

By: Rides A Pale Horse

Rides A Pale Horse — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 05:17:35 +0000

What is the matter with you people? This was a human being. One who could possibly have been rehabilitated and lived a normal, productive life. He had loved ones too you know. Celebrating the death of another human being is just positively disgusting.

Man………I gotta quit doing that. My head hurts from trying to think like a liberal…..How dey do dat?

In other words, adios perp. Sux to be you eh?

BTW……..I really like the idea of the Felon Swim Meet across the Schuylkill. I’d watch that.

And, actually, those were the right words……..

Sorry if I freaked anyone out.

Maybe

Nahhhh……..

By: Alan B

Alan B — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 17:51:30 +0000

I realise “stupid” requires no further explanation but I wonder of there was anything else he didn’t want to be associated with?

Drugs, murder – who knows …

“Racial profiling”? No. Just trying to explain totally stupid.

By: Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 17:37:32 +0000

Old NFO – Just in time, too!

Jason – Think of how many crimes have just been prevented.

Crankipants – A Toad Triathlon?

Mrs. Crankipants – Well played, ma’am!

MeToo – Now, he’s sleeping with the fishes – presumably.

The Girl – Absolutely. ‘Cept me. No tattoos.

By: The Girl

The Girl — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 15:14:06 +0000

I love the description, dark hair with tattoos – doesn’t that describe half the people you see anymore?

By: MeToo

MeToo — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 14:17:52 +0000

I can’t imagine drowning being better than prison but then again, I haven’t experienced either. Ya gotta love these 20-somethings that think they are invincible. Heck of a wake up call.

By: Mrs. Crankipants

Mrs. Crankipants — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 14:02:02 +0000

Remember the YMCA jingle?

“There is fun in the water, but there’s danger, too
So you have to swim well, so nothing happens to you.
Learn how to swim at the YMCA,
Learn how to swim at the YMCA.

Learn how to swim
But never swim alone
There is safety in numbers
Do not strike out on your own.

And never dive
Unless you know
That the water’s not too shallow
And it’s clear below.”

I guess this poor fellow never learned to swim at the YMCA, and was probably too young to remember the jingle. It was kind of humid yesterday, maybe he was just being spontaneous.

By: Crankipants

Crankipants — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 11:01:52 +0000

Maybe there could be a Felon Swim Meet across the Schuylkill.

By: Jason

Jason — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 04:19:03 +0000

Water is a gift from above. Thank you Jesus.

There’s one less ~~democrat~~, er, I mean felon driving around crapping up the city.

By: Old NFO

Old NFO — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 02:58:53 +0000

Sounds like the gene pool got a little free chlorine!