Archive for August, 2009
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Monday, August 31st, 2009There are so many things wrong with this story that I don’t know where to begin. Suffice to say, this woman is equally as disturbed as the person in which she was “involved.” You may want to get the duct tape before reading. Trust me on this. A nurse in Great Britain has been arrested [...]
Happy Birthday, Carla Gugino!
Monday, August 31st, 2009Saturday was actress Carla Gugino’s 38th birthday. Normally, I don’t make note of birthdays, but Carla is one of my favorite actresses. Can you tell why? I loved her in Snake Eyes, and pretty much anything else she has ever been in. Okay, not Son-in-Law, but you get the idea. Happy birthday, Carla!
Finally! A Tough Piece On Michelle Obama
Monday, August 31st, 2009Wow, I was wondering when the MSM would take off the blinders and ask the tough questions – if not to her, at least to the nation. Thankfully, TIME magazine is up to the task, with the first brutally tough piece on the first lady. I am certain that the author will lose her job, [...]
Ho. Lee. Crap!
Monday, August 31st, 2009In case you haven’t noticed – and since no one besides me pays attention to my Site Meter, you probably haven’t – this insipid little blog received a generous hit-alanche yesterday. Apparently, some very terrific individual linked this article on StumbleUpon.com. The result? SYLG received 3,966 hits yesterday! Yeah, that’s a new league record, and [...]
Philly 311 Call System Drastically Cut Back
Sunday, August 30th, 2009Well, that didn’t last long. I guess Mayor Squidward was following the Obama administration’s Cash 4 Clunkers economic diagram. Spend the money really quickly, and stop the program before the first year is up. This city is doomed. Philadelphia’s 311 “hotline” system for nonemergency calls will scale back its hours beginning tonight at midnight due [...]
Some People Really Love Their Candy
Sunday, August 30th, 2009Even if the packaging can be interpreted as a little “risque.” Code Monkey sent me this story, and while neither of us thought it was really shocking, it was a bit of a head-scratcher. An outraged man in the United Kingdom claims that cartoon fruit on a candy label are pictured engaging in a “carnal [...]
“This Is Weight Loss!”
Sunday, August 30th, 2009And just like Sparta, weight loss is a difficult foe to defeat. Except of course, if you’re me. I don’t know how the hell it happened, but I gained no weight during my vacation. None. And I jumped off the Weight Watchers wagon for the two weeks, too. I pretty much ate what I wanted [...]
Wesley Cheeks: Defender Of The Constitution
Sunday, August 30th, 2009You think some of the officers in my True Detective Stories are winners? Reston, Virginia Police Officer Wesley Cheeks makes our guys look like Stephen Hawking. If I had done or said half of the things Officer Cheeks said here, I would be fired by day’s end. Michelle Malkin has the disturbing story: I already [...]
True Detective Stories
Saturday, August 29th, 2009The Philadelphia Police Department ranks its crime classifications in order of priority. Homicides are at the top, then rapes, then robberies, and so on. The Homicide Division handles (you guessed it) homicides, and the Special Victims Units handles all rapes. Detective Divisions like mine handle everything else, but our biggest “priority” job is the aforementioned [...]
Irina Voronina: Fired For Not Putting Out?
Saturday, August 29th, 2009Apparently, this woman is the only person on Earth who never heard the term “casting couch.” Irina Voronina was once a Playboy Playmate, is a regular on Adult Swim’s first ever live action show Saul of the Mole Men on the Cartoon Network and has graced the pages of men’s mag “Perfect 10,” but the [...]
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