Romo Bans Jessica Simpson From Property
By Wyatt Earp | July 29, 2009
I guess the Dallas Cowboys quarterback will erect a 50-foot wall around his home, a la Escape from New York? Puh-lease.
After Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson on the eve of her 29th birthday, he reportedly added insult to injury by blocking her entry to his Dallas home. Us Weekly claims that the Dallas Cowboys quarterback told security to keep the singer out of his gated community.
A sign posted at the security station reads: “RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN….JESSICA IS NO LONGER ON THE LIST AND NOT APPROVED FOR ACCESS. (LINK)
Red Alert? Seriously? Dude, what do you think she’s going to do, launch a frontal nuclear assault on your mansion? Look at her:
Oh yeah, she’s a real threat. And if it’s just the “crazy” factor that scares ya, I will reiterate Dominic’s Wisdom Nugget:
“Hot goes a long way.”
Topics: Babes | 14 Comments »
July 29th, 2009 at 8:59 am
These poor big, strong guys having to ban their ex-girlfriends from their property. The girl may be half a bubble off but come on, Romo, grow a pair! I don’t get why he wants to humiliate her in this way. What a tool; she is better off without him.
July 29th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Yeah…I bet McNair would like a do-over. Not that what’s her face is psycho-dangerous but why tempt fate?
July 29th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Well, it’s not like a famous football player ever had his famous singer ex-girlfriend do anything crazy before…
… like burning down his mansion.
July 29th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Of course famous footballs players have done things to their ex before too.
July 29th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
MeToo – I absolutely agree with everything you wrote. This makes Romo look like a real wuss.
AD – Wow. Touche’.
Don – Whatever do you mean? O.J. didn’t do it. The jury said so! /snark.
July 29th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Couple of things.
JMO…….she ain’t that hot and not all that talented.
I have a friend that travels with Rascal Flatts and Jess was with them for the Denver show (we had backstage). I’m told she’s a real loon. Forgets lyrics to songs, stops performances when she does, shrieks at cast and crew and is generally a bitch. Her performance in Denver at least, was forced and uninspired, again, JMO.
I’m also told she’s a cold, aloof, arrogant, high maintenance person with a superiority complex, indicative of someone with limited talent. Since Romo’s had much more experience with her, I’m absolutely sure he has good reason to keep her off his property. Frontal nuclear assault? Maybe not but my observation, admittedly at a distance is that she seems to be the type that could cause plenty of trouble if properly motivated.
“Hot” really doesn’t go that far. Loon does. Being involved with someone who’s “half a bubble off” can get ya killed or worse. Been there. Personally, I’d trade “humiliation” for “Bobbiting” every time.
“Hell hath no fury like the woman scorned”
Only one thing to do when you encounter someone like that…….
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w222/RidesAPaleHorse/Runlikehell.jpg
July 29th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
I don’t know, I think the women is smokin’ if she drops it once in a while, hey, dont we all
July 29th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
It’s because she’s fat and stupid. Yeah, that’s right, I said it.
July 29th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
I was once married to a fairly good looking woman, highly educated, good earner, etc. All of these admirable qualities made me overlook something very important: she turned out to be crazier than a shit house rat high on meth.
Hot goes nowhere when someone is trying to back over you with a car. Or disappears for a couple of days with your dog. Or starts lighting your things on fire in the back yard.
July 29th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
She can go crazy on me anytime. I’ll grin and bear it, just so you guys don’t have to. Take one for the team as it were.
Yes, I AM really that selfless…
July 29th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Rides A Pale Horse Says…
Rob says: Maybe she just needs a good spanking
July 29th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Rob….not the kind of duty I’d sign up for. Not even with a 10 ft. paddle.
Looks good from about 20 ft. away. Up close…..not so much.
July 30th, 2009 at 9:12 am
Never underestimate a crazy bitch.
August 2nd, 2009 at 1:50 am
Seriously, what do you expect him to do if she tried to come on his property? Anything he can do as a guy would get him sent to jail. The only proper way to handle it is to let the guards deal with it, as they won’t be sent to jail for what they do.