Breathe In, Breathe Out
By Wyatt Earp | June 19, 2009
For the love of God, if you live in Memphis, Tennessee stay the heck away from Court Square! There are probably a few dozen “blind” people running around without their pants!
The lovely and talented Pam sent me this story with the heading, “Aren’t you glad you aren’t in uniform anymore?”
You’ll see why in a second.
JUNE 18–Nabbed yesterday for indecent exposure, a Memphis man offered cops a unique explanation for his alleged criminal behavior. Augustus Hudgins, 41, was arrested after witnesses reported seeing him “masturbating on the bench in Court Square,” according to the below police affidavit. When questioned by cops, Hudgins denied fondling himself, explaining instead that he was “giving [his] penis some air.” (LINK)
Bawahahahahahaha! Greatest excuse . . . EVER!
Topics: Evil = Funny | 5 Comments »
June 19th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
I have so many comments I don’t even know where to start.
June 19th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
…. eew.
June 19th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Don’t forget the sunblock….
June 19th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Blind eh? And I supposed they’re all named “Harry Palmer?”
June 20th, 2009 at 8:36 am
You know, Wyatt, I’ve got to say thanks for revealing all these “man codes.” They’re all very helpful.