Archive for May, 2009
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Sunday, May 31st, 2009That little voice inside of me – I think that pesky “conscience” got out of the basement again – is telling me that this is wrong. The rest of me feels that if beheading and crucifying a child molester/murderer, I don’t wanna be right. RIYADH, Saudi Arabia — Saudi authorities beheaded and crucified a man [...]
Since I’m Currently At The Track . .
Sunday, May 31st, 2009I figured I might as well NASCAR up the place a little. We’re sitting in Section 197 near Turn 2. Let me know if you see us. (I’ll be the one cheering for Gordon, Johnson, and Earnhardt, Jr.)
Beach Blanket Politico
Sunday, May 31st, 2009In these difficult economic times, Americans are tightening their purse strings and saving every cent in order to pay the bills. Thankfully, our elected representatives are hard at work trying to fix the problem, but even they need a break from the action once in a while. Their home away from home? Why, the beach, [...]
Your French Open Update
Sunday, May 31st, 2009The highlight: Arrogant scumbag Venus Williams got her ample arse handed to her. PARIS – Out of breath and out of sorts, Venus Williams played her way right out of the French Open on Friday with her most lopsided Grand Slam loss since 2001. “I’m used to beating people 6-0. I’m not used to my [...]
Russian Navy Fires On Its Own Village
Saturday, May 30th, 2009The Russians are saying that is was a “mistake.” To quote Dr. Evil, “Riiiiight.” MOSCOW – The Russian navy said on Friday that one of its anti-submarine ships had fired artillery at a village by mistake, state RIA news agency reported. Now, unlike this man, I’m no expert in naval tactics, but shouldn’t anti-submarine ships [...]
Hate Mail O’ The Week
Saturday, May 30th, 2009I swear, I get the best hate mail ever. This blog will probably never reach the status of an Ace of Spades, but Ace probably doesn’t get as much amusing hate mail – and it’s all wrought full o’ grammatical errors. This racist piece of bile-filled filth comes to us from someone called “Don’t Worry [...]
The Obama Administration: Out For Justice
Saturday, May 30th, 2009Well, you know, as long as the people charged aren’t African-American. Remember this story? It involved Black Panthers intimidating and threatening Philadelphia voters on Election Day – and they weren’t demanding that people “Vote McCain!” Pretty much everyone who commented was outraged, as they should have been. Well, guess who dropped all charges against the [...]
Katherine Heigl: Hot, Yet Dumb
Saturday, May 30th, 2009Ya know, if this woman would just shut up and act, she would be riding the roller coaster to super-stardom. Instead, she seems to think that she is the next Meryl Streep, and her arrogant – yet lovely – arse is annoying all the wrong people. Katherine Heigl has hit another stumbling block on her [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, May 29th, 2009Tour De Hell Caption Contest (Source: Break.com) Submit your original caption to this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, June 1st. Good luck! Other Current Contests: Blonde Sagacity Cowboy Blob Family Security Matters Right Pundits – I took 3rd Place here last week. [...]
Guess Where I’m Going On Sunday?
Friday, May 29th, 2009Wait, let me show you . . . Yeeaahh, baby! Wyatt will be in the stands at Dover International Speedway for the Sprint Cup Autism Speaks 400! Here’s the story: A few weeks ago, Randal called and asked me if I anted to go to the Dover race. It was kind of short notice for [...]
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