Comments on: True Detective Stories

By: Alan B

Alan B — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 20:20:44 +0000

Re: Deputy Polarbear

I seem to remember a scam used by the police in the UK. They wanted to catch a load of criminals who had been evading them so they made it known thast they were prize winners in a compettion and they only had to turn up at a particular place and time to claim their prize.

A surprising number did turn up and were promptly ferried away to the local cop shop to make room for the next batch. The time to come was staggered to ease the crowding.

It’s been said they aren’t all locked up but a surprising number were at the end of the day!

Hey, Deputy. Anyone ever tell you to go with the floe??

By: kvegas911

kvegas911 — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 19:25:57 +0000

It would also be nice that if upon requesting police assistance, they would ensure that they were not too high to form a complete sentence.

By: Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 16:58:47 +0000

Admiral – It more than makes up for the terrible pay.

E.L. – Yeah, I require two forms of ID when Jessica Biel calls my cell.

Petey – SLAP!

Old NFO – 100% true story.

Bob – These are the ones who think they’ll never get caught, either. Unreal.

Rick – By answering the phone. The laughter gets me through it.

Dep. Polarbear – That’s pretty brilliant. I should try that tonight.

TGYDBHTM – And these people are walking among us, dear.

By: The Girl You Don't Bring Home to Momma

The Girl You Don't Bring Home to Momma — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 16:57:33 +0000

Perfect !!!!!!

By: Deputy Polarbear

Deputy Polarbear — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 16:31:59 +0000

heh,,,,,

A buddy of mine once put a handmade sign on the door of his radio car….”Free warrant check, inquire within”….

He got about 5 hooks in a couple of days….yes, tweakers really ARE that dumb……

By: Rick

Rick — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:04:01 +0000

How do you stay sane?

By: bob (either orr)

bob (either orr) — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 06:10:16 +0000

And to think that some of these brainless folks are packing heavy heat…
God bless ya, Wyatt.

By: Old NFO

Old NFO — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 03:41:50 +0000

Doh… Good one Wyatt!

By: Petey

Petey — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 02:24:00 +0000

palm meet forehead.

By: Easily Lost

Easily Lost — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 01:54:04 +0000

You mean to tell me, you don’t take someone’s word over the phone that they are who they say they are? :O