Yeah, because Lord knows when I smell bad eggs, the first thing I think about is making sweet love down by the fire. This planet is doomed.
Oh, and while we’re at it, who the Hell authorized this study, and how did they come to this conclusion?
If they used taxpayer money, the people should storm the labs with torches and pitchforks.
The smell of rotting eggs has a Viagra-like effect on men, and the bizarre finding could help doctors develop a more effective version of the popular sex drug, according to a study.
The gas that gives rotten eggs their pungent smell is hydrogen sulphide. Scientists say it also is released from car exhausts and from men just before they have sex, according to the study published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.
I know I release that smell after I have Taco Bell, but before sex?
Tiny amounts of the gas are released by nerve cells in a man’s private part to prepare it for intercourse, a study found.
The gas causes muscle cells in the region to relax, boosting blood flow, and leading to a better erection. (H/T – The Sun)
Ya know, if this is true, wouldn’t it be easier to keep a few rotten eggs in your pocket instead of getting a prescription for Viagra? It would probably cost less, too. I’m just sayin’.
So after Easter I’ll leave a few eggs hidden in the house, just to experiment ya know.
Elm beat me to it… A NEW use for those left over easter eggs…
$25/doxen
I swear I read the title as: “Rotten Egg Smells Like Vagina?”
oops.
Sniffing the odd rotten egg isn’t going to do you any harm if that’s what turns you on.
But you should be aware that Hydrogen Sulphide is arguably as toxic as Hydrogen Cyanide. Also, it is very foul smelling but very quickly paralyses the sense of smell, and can go on to overcome the victim and eventually cause death. Therefore smell cannot be relied upon to provide warnings of this treacherous gas.
So, don’t overdose on the Viagara-like substance or you too will end up (a) stiff.
Tiny amounts of the gas are released by nerve cells in a man’s private part to prepare it for intercourse, a study found.
I have an issue with them using the word “tiny” and “private part” in the same sentence.
Oh, I get it…so when a guy does the fart under the covers thing, he’s trying to say he’s ready?
How about someone find the cure for cancer. That would be nice, eh?