71-Year Old Threatens To Kick Beyonce’s Ass
By Wyatt Earp | February 5, 2009
This is easily the funniest story of the week!
This is not a joke: 71-year-old Etta James actually threatened to beat the crap out of Beyonce Knowles — and it’s caught all on tape!
The war is all over Etta’s song, “At Last ” — Beyonce sang the tune at Obama’s 1st Inauguration Ball on Jan. 20th … but last week at a concert in Seattle, James was still pissed.
While on stage, Etta told the crowd, “Your President, the one with the big ears … he had that woman singing my song. She gone get her ass whipped.” (H/T – TMZ)
James followed up by stating she “can’t stand Beyonce’.” Me? I like Beyonce’ just fine!
Hubba freakin’ hubba!
Topics: Evil = Funny | 13 Comments »
February 5th, 2009 at 7:21 am
I heard Michelle Obama may ban Beyonce from ever getting near Barry again. Seems Beyonce has a crush on him!
February 5th, 2009 at 7:40 am
I have her ass covered.
February 5th, 2009 at 9:04 am
Now!…..If ol Etta will kick,P-Diddy,Snoop-Dogg,Ludicress,along with Beyonces ASS, believe I’d help post bail. However,weapon of choice is usually a straight razor,or boilin grits, so you might not have such a sexy pic, after the ass kickin.
February 5th, 2009 at 9:48 am
She’s tasty.
February 5th, 2009 at 10:08 am
It would be interesting to see.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:00 am
I’ve always been jealous of that “Upgrade” medallion in her commercial….
February 5th, 2009 at 11:37 am
Pay Per View!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:42 am
GroovyVic – Well, there’s no accounting for taste.
Sully – Okay, I’ll take the other yummy parts.
Diller – I’d pay her bail if she went after “Diddy.” I can’t stand that idiot.
Woody – No argument there. I think she’s chock full o’ awesomeness!
Admiral – I wonder if Etta would hit her with her pocketbook?
Rustmeister – Me too. Probably smells like heaven!
Doghouse – Sign me up! Money is no object!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:49 am
I wonder why ms james was so pisses? After all immitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Or is it because dear ol’ etta, isnt exactly looking groovy these days and is a bit jealous…
February 5th, 2009 at 11:50 am
I meant pissed.
February 5th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
I think Etta would cane her!
February 5th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
My money’s on Etta.
February 6th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
TBB – Probably a little of both.
Admiral – Not in the face! Not in the face!
Mrs. Crankipants – Mine, too.