Archive for February, 2009
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Saturday, February 28th, 2009In my opinion, the Philadelphia Eagles should be ashamed of themselves. This is how they treat the heart and soul of their team? Weak. Of course, since I am a Denver Broncos fan, I wholeheartedly rejoice in this signing. Dawkins has a few good years left, and he is going to look fantastic in the [...]
Ohio Woman Breastfeeds While Driving
Saturday, February 28th, 2009Wow, talk about multi-tasking! This broad has some real talent. And to think, the missus gives me grief when I drive and clean my gun at the same time! KETTERING, Ohio — Police in Ohio say a woman has been charged with child endangering after another motorist reported she was both breast-feeding a youngster and [...]
Jennifer Aniston: Hot, Catty
Saturday, February 28th, 2009I have never really been a big fan of Jennifer Aniston – although I liked her in Office Space – but if this story is true, she has completely redeemed herself. Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston were all smiles when they knew the cameras were on them at the Academy Awards on Sunday [...]
German: Not The Language Of Love
Saturday, February 28th, 2009Apparently the German people would prefer to talk about other things . . . like invading Poland. Ooh, sick burn! BERLIN – Germans would rather talk about death, sickness or money problems than sex. Hey Captain America, how’s that Oberfrau working out for ya? Heh. A new poll of nearly 2,000 Germans showed sex to [...]
Guard Jailed For Hiding Drugs In Tacos
Saturday, February 28th, 2009Just when you thought you’ve seen everything. TEXARKANA, Ark. — A former jail guard in Arkansas has been sentenced to 28 years in prison for sneaking syringes, marijuana and cell phones to inmates by hiding the items in food. Deputies say 26-year-old Jordan Michael Waller carried tacos, pizzas and chili to work at the Miller [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, February 27th, 2009Lightning Hot Caption Contest (Source: Break.com) Submit your original caption to this picture in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, March 2nd. Good luck! Photoshop Entries: Other Current Contests: Blonde Sagacity Cowboy Blob Family Security Matters Gone Rick Motel Right Pundits Rodney Dill RT Top [...]
The Biggest Fluff Piece . . . Ever!
Friday, February 27th, 2009This story comes courtesy of CNN – as if you would expect anything less from the Change News Network. The title? “How to Get Michelle Obama’s Toned Arms” Let me guess: Number one has got to be, “Be as manly as possible.” First lady Michelle Obama has a fashion following, with blogs tracking her daily [...]
Clint Eastwood: Bastion Of Common Sense
Friday, February 27th, 2009I knew there was a reason he was one of my favorite personalities. London: Acting legend Clint Eastwood , 79, apparently believes that political correctness has rendered modern society humourless, for he accuses younger generations of spending too much time trying to avoid being offensive. Thank you, Mr. Eastwood! I’ve been saying this for ten [...]
Hillary Clinton Blames The Jews
Friday, February 27th, 2009Shocka! Okay, who took “Five Weeks” in the “How long will it take Hillary to turn on the Jews Pool?” It wasn’t me, because I figured she would have turned on them faster than a vegetable flies out of Michael Moore’s mouth. In a swift about face from her views as New York’s senator, Secretary [...]
Viagra Turns Russian Man Into A Stiff
Friday, February 27th, 2009Before we begin, will someone please give me credit for this headline? I thought it was one of my more humorous ones. That sick bastard Captain America sent me this gem, which is so bizarre that it must be true. They should probably rewrite the precautions on the Viagra box now, though, to include wanton, [...]
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