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Saturday, January 17th, 2009Wait a minute. Violence followed a nightclub party following the release a film about a rap star? Shocka! In other news, water is wet and Michael Moore is fat. NEW YORK – Police say four men were stabbed at a New York City nightclub advertising an after-party for the film premiere of “Notorious” about rapper [...]
Obama Backers Disappointed In Philly No-Show
Saturday, January 17th, 2009Did these supporters seriously think he would have an event that was accessible to every single supporter in this wretched town? What are these people smoking? The sooner these people realize that Barack Obama is just another typical politician – like Bush, Clinton, et al – the better off they will be. The word that [...]
Back On The Wagon
Saturday, January 17th, 2009Last January, I competed in a weight loss competition with some of my fellow bloggers. After the six-month battle of the bulge, I lost 40 pounds – from 236 to 196. The competition ended on June 30th, and I rested on my laurels for the next six months. While I was still exercising, I had [...]
Woman Strikes Hockey Player With Stick
Saturday, January 17th, 2009Ouch! Throw the beyotch in the sin bin for 2-5 years. KETCHUM, Idaho – Police said a 52-year-old Ketchum woman is facing misdemeanor battery charges for whacking an opposing player with a hockey stick during a no-contact hockey game. Sun Valley police said they issued a misdemeanor battery citation to the woman earlier this week. [...]
Navy SEAL Founds Armored Vehicle Company
Saturday, January 17th, 2009And he did it to honor his fallen friend. This is a great story. Pilot Mountain, NC — For former Navy S.E.A.L. Christopher Berman, the mission to build a better armored vehicle is personal. Unlike his days as an elite Navy operative, he wasn’t responding to a command from his superior, but rather an inner [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, January 16th, 2009Copping An Attitude Caption Contest (Source: Break.com) Submit your caption for this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced Monday, January 20th. Good luck! Other Current Contests: Blonde Sagacity Cowboy Blob Family Security Matters Gone Rick Motel Right Pundits Rodney Dill RT Wizbang Top Five Entries: [...]
Battlestar Galactica Returns Tonight!
Friday, January 16th, 2009The best show on television is back with a vengeance tonight, and while this information enthralls me, it also upsets me, since this is the beginning of the end. The series will end after this season is completed. I don’t want to go on and on about how well made BSG is, or how popular [...]
Philly Rifle Standoff Ends Peacefully
Friday, January 16th, 2009Just another day in Paradise. So, how did you folks spend your day? We spent it trying to coax a gun-toting piece of garbage out of his car. You know, because we couldn’t have him off himself with his Chinese assault rifle, right? That would have made our lives much easier. PHILADELPHIA ― A suspect [...]
Kendra Wilkinson Cheated On Hugh Hefner
Friday, January 16th, 2009What??? That whore!!! Who knew you had to sneak sex at the Playboy Mansion? Kendra Wilkinson, one of Playboy founder Hugh Hefner’s three girlfriends on “The Girls Next Door,” told US Weekly magazine that “I had to have sex every now and then, so I had to kind of sneak it.” And yet, she never [...]
I Triple Dog Dare Ya!
Friday, January 16th, 2009I’m sorry, but this story is pretty damned funny! HAMMOND, Ind. – In a scene straight out of the movie “A Christmas Story,” a 10-year-old boy got his tongue stuck to a metal light pole. Police said the unidentified fourth-grader was able to tell them that a friend dared him to lick the pole Wednesday [...]
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