Archive for January, 2009
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Monday, January 19th, 2009Well, tomorrow is the big day for The Obamessiah. It’s Inauguration Day; the day that Obama takes power and all of our problems fall by the wayside. No more war. No more poverty. No more mosquitoes. It’s gonna be great. Of course, The One is dealing with a few annoying issues before he is sworn [...]
LiveBlogging Alert!
Monday, January 19th, 2009Once again, I will be taking over the reigns of the Blogs4Bauer liveblog tonight. The episode starts at 9pm (EST), but we’ll be live online at about 8:45pm. Stop by if you have the chance. I intend to bring my “A” blogging game . . . which I am borrowing from Doghouse. And while you’re [...]
Philadelphia Police Shoot, Kill Suspect
Monday, January 19th, 2009And already, the local media is crucifying the Philadelphia Police Department for the “excessive force.” (This is the third criminal killed by police this year.) Personally, I would rather the toads take a dirt nap before a co-worker, but that’s just me. PHILADELPHIA — Philadelphia police say one of the officers responding to a domestic [...]
Pam Anderson: “Dogs Cannot Use Condoms”
Monday, January 19th, 2009Yet another wisdom nugget from a vapid Hollywood whore. MUMBAI – US actress Pamela Anderson has appealed to the authorities in India’s financial capital Mumbai not to put down nuisance stray dogs, instead calling for them to be sterilised. “It is well established that killing stray dogs is not a permanent solution to controlling their [...]
Most Expensive Inauguration . . . Ever!
Monday, January 19th, 2009And it will be more than four times the cost of Bush’s second inauguration. It’s okay, though, the HopeyChange is more than worth it, right? I’m sure the mainstream media will slam Obama for this excessive spending any moment now . . . As the recession continues to wreak havoc on the U.S. economy and [...]
The Arizona Cardinals: NFC Champions
Sunday, January 18th, 2009And it is currently snowing in Philadelphia. Coincidence? I think not. GLENDALE, Ariz. —That’s not a mirage rising out of the desert, folks. It’s the Arizona Cardinals soaring to their first Super Bowl. Yes, the Cardinals, founding members of the NFL, but historically among the most dysfunctional of franchises, finally have joined the big boys. [...]
Cruise: I Grew Up Wanting To Kill Hitler
Sunday, January 18th, 2009I don’t want to call Tom a liar, but I don’t know another way to finish this sentence. SEOUL – Tom Cruise, who fails to assassinate Adolf Hitler in his new movie “Valkyrie,” said he grew up really wanting to kill the Nazi leader. Unfortunately for Tom, he was born in 1962 – a good [...]
Unfortunately, I Remember All Of It
Sunday, January 18th, 2009Let’s see: a femoral contusion that kept me from playing ice hockey, a very painful vasectomy, an even more painful appendectomy, and four murdered Philadelphia police officers. With the exception of the birth of my youngest son and daughter, 2008 pretty much sucked. You Remember 100% of 2008 You were paying attention during 2008. And [...]
Your Big Chance To Moon Barack Obama
Sunday, January 18th, 2009Well, sort of. WASHINGTON – A nudist club near Washington is offering to bail out people stuck for accommodation during next week’s inauguration of president-elect Barack Obama, but you have to be a bit of a bare-devil to take up the offer. You have to get naked. I’m in! Who wants to see a naked [...]
Star Wars: Explained By A Bimbo Idiot
Sunday, January 18th, 2009I dare you to watch this video and not laugh. And . . . go! (H/T – The Jawa Report)
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