Archive for January, 2009
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Sunday, January 25th, 2009Your International Spy Name is Felix Goodnight Your Code Name: The Acrobat You Reside in: Stockholm Why You’re a Good Spy: You’re agile What’s Your International Spy Name?
The Princess Has Arrived
Sunday, January 25th, 2009Get out of her way, because she’s dressed to kill. (Yeah, I know it’s not much of a post, but we’re all exhausted today. Plus, I haven’t posted a photo of Julia for a while.)
Hope, Change, Gimme, Gimme, Gimme!
Sunday, January 25th, 2009Week one of the Obama reign has come to a close, and already there are rumblings from some supporters that their CHANGE! has not come quickly enough. People want what’s coming to them, and some on the radical left are perturbed that The One is staying the course on far too many issues. What’s worse, [...]
Katie Stam Wins Miss America Pageant
Sunday, January 25th, 2009Holy crap, this chick is unbelievably hot. And I’m not just saying that – she is really not half bad. I wonder if she would be offended if I walked up to her and asked, “Hey, would you like to split a baby?” Heh. I am also digging the hot bikini action. Once the pageant [...]
Zdeno Chara Is A Beast
Sunday, January 25th, 2009And he broke an NHL All-Star game record last night. Guy has a monster slap shot. Fast forward to the 1:05 point to see it. 105.4 mph. Damn.
Obama Beanie Babies “Inappropriate”
Saturday, January 24th, 2009I don’t agree with Michelle Obama much at all, but she definitely has a point here. How dare someone try to use the Obama daughters for personal gain! That’s their parents’ job! If Michelle needs an issue to get fired up about, it should be that these particular beanie babies are really creepy looking. WASHINGTON [...]
Hamas Politician: We Won Gaza War
Saturday, January 24th, 2009In other news, Ron Paul just declared victory in the 2008 election, and will be moving into the White House tomorrow afternoon. Since a truce took hold this week, ending Israel’s three-week onslaught, Gaza’s Hamas rulers have declared victory and gone out of their way to show they are in control. “We are in control [...]
The Weight-ing Is The Hardest Part
Saturday, January 24th, 2009Well, last week, I threw down the gauntlet . . . and promptly dislocated my elbow. I was determined to get off the gravy train and get back onto my Weight Watchers diet wagon. Exercise is also part of the plan. I walked my usual 5-mile course twice this week, and yesterday – since it [...]
Don’t Use The Brown Acid!
Saturday, January 24th, 2009As a matter of fact, don’t even mention the word “acid” – especially in Mexico. In the midst of the country’s drug wars, this despicable excuse for a human being was using it to dispose of his rivals. To say this man needs to be put to death does not even begin to cover it. [...]
Why Women Should Feel Good Naked
Saturday, January 24th, 2009I think naked women feel great! Oh, that’s not what the article was inferring. My bad. Either way, this is the greatest story ever! For years Laure Redmond hated her body: too fat, too freckled, too lumpy, too stumpy. And that hatred was like a set of shackles holding her back from life. Hey, I [...]
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