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Wednesday, January 28th, 2009Wow, that ranks right up there with some of the weirdest titles I have ever written. Somehow, I can still hear the line from The Simpsons: “Poison. Poison. Tasty fish!” TOKYO — Seven diners in northern Japan fell ill and three remained hospitalized Tuesday after eating blowfish testicles prepared in a restaurant not authorized to [...]
True Detective Stories
Tuesday, January 27th, 2009(Cartoon H/T to Jeffro.) I swear to God, I hate people. Not just specific people. I pretty much hate all people. Here is what happened to me today when I answered the phone. (I really have to stop doing that.) Me: “Detective division, may I help you? Idiot Caller: “Yeah, a detective called me last [...]
Actress Tania Zaetta Gets Aussie Apology
Tuesday, January 27th, 2009Why is this news? Well, it is newsworthy for two reasons: First, Tania Zaetta was falsely accused of having sex with Australian troops during her visit to a military base. Second, Tania Zaetta is incredibly hot. And hot broads always get post space here. Heh. She is also a woman who goes out of her [...]
Thrift Store MP3 Player Contains Military Files
Tuesday, January 27th, 2009I wonder if it contained the plans for the Death Star that George W. Bush was building? Chris Ogle of New Zealand was in Oklahoma about a year ago when he bought a used MP3 player from a thrift store for $9. A few weeks ago, he plugged it into his computer to download a [...]
Tony’s Place: We Kick Ice
Tuesday, January 27th, 2009Well, my team does, anyway. After losing three games straight, we finally bounced back last night and beat 32 Degrees by a score of 5-0. The Badger earned the shutout – after facing only eight shots – Vincent Antonelli scored a goal, and Fish added an assist. It was just the thing we needed to [...]
Blagojevich Considered Oprah For Senator
Tuesday, January 27th, 2009Sure he did. He just wants to get on Oprah’s Book Club list when he writes his memoirs from prison. WASHINGTON – Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich, charged with trying to sell the U.S. Senate seat formerly held by President Barack Obama, considered offering it to talk show star Oprah Winfrey. Blagojevich said on ABC’s “Good [...]
Mayor Won’t Resign Over Liaison With Teen
Monday, January 26th, 2009It’s time to play “Guess the Party.” Apparently, the AP didn’t feel it was necessary to mention it here. PORTLAND, Ore. — The mayor of Portland, Ore., told city commissioners Sunday he will not resign despite calls for him to do so after he admitted he lied and asked a teenager to lie about their [...]
Boy, 14, Impersonates Chicago Police Officer
Monday, January 26th, 2009And he had more arrests in one day than I have in my entire career. The DUI pinch he earned was really impressive, especially since he arrested the suspect with his Transformers handcuffs. Little bastard. Chicago police arrested a 14-year-old boy for allegedly impersonating one of their own Saturday. The boy, who has been charged [...]
Maxim Model Monica Hansen Is A Boob
Monday, January 26th, 2009And apparently, she is very protective of hers. Just because you give a girl implants doesn’t mean you can do with them as you please … assuming, of course, she had a boob job. Hot Maxim cover girl Monica Hansen is suing a plastic surgeon for using pictures of her to advertise on his website. [...]
Nuts To You!
Monday, January 26th, 2009Well, you just have to hand it to those Canadians: They sure know how to perpetuate a crime. Of course, the man involved is not exactly Hannibal Lecter, but he may be a huge admirer of Jimmy Carter . . . OTTAWA – A Canadian man has been charged with assault using peanut oil he [...]
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