Comments on: Paris Hilton’s Home Burglarized

By: coffee

coffee — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 07:54:16 +0000

Case in point, Paris Hilton can make anything look good — even getting robbed

By: marvin

marvin — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 18:26:03 +0000

She had $2,000,000 worth of diamonds to steel, but how much do you want to bet the Security Guard was some poor guy off the street only making $10 an hour? Worse, he was probably shared by the whole HOA. I am not blaming him, just the whole lack of concept of “if you have something worth protecting, then it is probably worth protecting well.”

Don’t laugh at the stupid rich people. If you are protecting your home with only a pug and a never used .22 target pistol, then you are guilty of the same mindset.

By: Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 18:00:12 +0000

Captain – Does she have any “private” videotapes that America hasn’t already seen?

RT – Apparently, this may be part of a string of burglaries.

Ryan – Well, she is America’s Sweetheart . . . Heh.

Ky person – I am sure they didn’t steal any antibacterial soap.

Crankipants – She makes everyone around her look much, much smarter!

By: Crankipants

Crankipants — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 12:55:26 +0000

Such a dumb bunny…

By: Ky Person

Ky Person — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 10:21:49 +0000

I hope the burglars washed up afterwards. One never knows what nasty germs are lurking around la casa de Paris Hilton.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 03:44:05 +0000

This ‘news’ item was considered serious enough to warrant a reporter outside the gates to the Sherman Oaks neighborhood where the house is located and (I’m not kidding) a helicopter shot of the actual house.

How slow is your news day? Well, we prioritized a story about Paris Hilton…

Is it Monday yet? Can I go back to normal land yet?

By: RT

RT — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 03:39:30 +0000

Uh…no alarm system? Duh.

Inside job?

By: CaptainAmerica

CaptainAmerica — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 03:11:25 +0000

Lemme guess they also took one of her “Private” videotapes…
Nice.