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Border Patrol Official Hired Illegals

By Wyatt Earp | December 6, 2008

Before reading this story, may I direct you to the Duct tape Dispensary? It is located on the second floor and the end of the hall.

Tell Ernesto I sent you: he’ll treat you right.

And if not, threaten to call INS on him. I’m just sayin’.

BOSTON – A senior U.S. border patrol official was charged on Friday with hiring illegal immigrants to clean her home and advising one of them on how to avoid detection by the authorities.

Death by hanging. That is my ruling. Actually, she should be deported first, then hanged.

The U.S. Department of Homeland Security charged Lorraine Henderson, port director for southern New England, with employing an illegal immigrant from Brazil in her Salem, Massachusetts home, following a sting operation.

Henderson, who worked for the department’s Customs and Border Protection arm, continued to pay the woman for more than two years, even after a colleague warned her not to, according to court documents.

When the unidentified Brazilian woman asked Henderson for advice on her immigration status, Henderson told her, “You have to be careful, cause they will deport you.”

Henderson also advised the woman, “don’t leave (the country) … cause once you leave, you will never be back.”

Michael Sullivan, U.S. Attorney in Boston, called the official’s actions “unconscionable”. (H/TReuters)

Ya think?!! YA THINK?!! This piece of garbage is supposed to be protecting our borders from the hundreds of illegals who enter this country every month, but she has no problem with hiring an illegal to mop her floors? She should immediately receive a boot to the head!

Why am I not surprised that this happened in Tax-achusetts?

Topics: Illegal Immigration | 8 Comments »

8 Responses to “Border Patrol Official Hired Illegals”

  1. Sully Says:
    December 6th, 2008 at 8:43 am

    ahhh…. home sweet hell.

  2. Andy Says:
    December 6th, 2008 at 8:52 am

    Instead of the method of hanging, I’m an advocate for using a giant catapult to hurl traitors and criminal aliens out of our country. With the catapult, you get a nice, long, scream that fades off into the distance (a blood curdling scream speaks a universal language, kinda like a bullet). This provides the catapult user a feeling of comfort as their problems disappear over the horizon, back from whence they came (or towards the communist country in which they belong).

    While there is a small chance that the recipient will survive the impact with ground, trees or water (offenders will be hurled towards the appropriate country they should be in, which may land them in the ocean instead), survivors will not likely not return to the U.S. and take the chance of “Riding the ‘Pult” again.

    Of course this catapult should be large enough that “Great Circles” will have to be considered for gaining the best distance and accuracy in trajectory.

  3. BorderBob Says:
    December 6th, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    Lets clear the facts up here immediatley! The title, “Border Patrol Official Hired Illegals” is so so wrong!!!
    First this Lorraine Henderson is NOT a Border Patrol Agent.
    Border Patrol agents work patrolling the border in SUV’s, boats, ATV’s, horses’s, inbetween the the Port of Entry’s.
    CBP agent Henderson works in a building on the border, called a port of entry. As the Port Director, she is the top dog there at the facility.
    I am a retired Border Patrol agent and I am always having to correct people that automatically call agents who work at the port Border Patrol Agents. They have nowhere to patrol.
    With that out of the way, I’ll bet you she doesn’t get anything more than a slap on the wrist. Why? Because the govt. is scared to death of females that have filed on them after being disciplined, even after they are found to be guilty of something! And her being the Port Director makes her a mini God there. I know that sucks, but welcome to the real world. I feel she should be fired and do some jail time, I know, its nice to dream.
    If she gets more than a day suspension, I’ll be surprised.

  4. CaptainAmerica Says:
    December 6th, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    Yeah I actually passed on this one. My head couldn’t afford another EXPLOSION! Firing squad for her would be a waste of good ammo. I say stoning.

  5. Easily Lost Says:
    December 6th, 2008 at 1:49 pm

    we’re out of duct tape again :(

  6. Rick Says:
    December 6th, 2008 at 4:55 pm

    I like Andy’s idea.

  7. Earl Says:
    December 6th, 2008 at 11:02 pm

    I want to know if “sting” operation means more being lied to by agents of the government. Not clear in the story, but the lady that hired an illegal did betray her government and her position in it, obviously she is a traitor – not just a criminal, a certified traitor to all that makes America great.

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 7th, 2008 at 11:50 pm

    Sully – Poor bastard. Get out while you still can!

    Andy – I second that! Catapults are coming back, baby! Just like 80′s clothes!

    BorderBob – My bad. Just condensed what I read for the title.

    Captain – Or we ship her to Mexico to clean someone’s home down there.

    E.L. – I think there is some in the stockroom.

    Rick – Agreed.

    Earl – And she won’t be punished nearly as severely as she should. That’s the real tragedy.