Still More Hate Mail
By Wyatt Earp | November 19, 2008
It’s not easy being a highly successful blog professional. Just ask Sebastian. However, even terribly ineffective hack bloggers like myself sometimes garner a little hate mail. The mail bag is usually filled after a police officer dies in the line of duty. Like clockwork, all of the cop-hating toads and thugs come out of the woodwork and think their ignorant comments will be posted here.
They won’t.
However, once in a great while, an a-hole writes a comment that is so mind-numbingly funny that it qualifies for its own post in my Hate Mail category. (And yes, I find hate mail and veiled threats from morons very funny.) This comment from a moron in Worcester, Massachusetts – go figure – made the list. I will proudly reprint it here – edited only for sentence enhancers, not for misspelling – for your edification. Bon apetit.
I think cops should be killed also. I would never do it but every time I hear about some gun nut with a bullsh*t badge getting killed, I also rejoice:) They never do justice. Cops just create more suffering and enforce the ideals of the rich. American police are one of America’s worst problems. They lie in court and get away with doing whatever they want.
And why would the man in this video be facing charges? That is freedom of speech you facing fascist pigs. He can say whatever he wants as long as he is not hurting anyone. I hope the cop that writes this site gets shot right in the ball-sack and then in the head, along with all the fascist pigs that are with this f**k.
F**kin pig ass pig.
Okay, first of all, I do not enforce the ideals of the rich. Since my promotion, I AM THE RICH! Boy, if this toad knew how much overtime I made arresting and processing thugs like him and his family, it would make his empty head spin.
Secondly, I don’t lie in court – except when I tell a defense attorney that his or her client deserves a second chance. The beauty of my job is that I just submit a confession – and I get a lot of them – with signatures from the idiot criminals attached. It’s much more fulfilling when these rocket scientists hang themselves with their own words.
Finally, shooting me in the ball sack – that is not hyphenated, Mr Dickens – would be useless. I got snipped in July. Besides, I’m Irish: You would need a Marine sniper to score a direct hit there, anyway. Heh.
This anonymous brain surgeon was commenting on a previous post (Philly Man Posts How To Kill A Cop Video) and expected me to let it through the Idiot Detector. Nice try, douche. I probably would have let it through – and given him the freedom to comment here with impunity – if he used his real name. Of course, he did not, so he goes away now.
He did, however, attach his e-mail address. It is sailorpretty2002@yahoo.com in case anyone wants to thank him for the entertainment.
Topics: Hate Mail | 31 Comments »
Oh my freakin’ goodness! (Pardon my language.) But holy hades! Can this creaton be any more insane?
And how in the HECK did I miss the cop killer video?
Good gravy!
Have you thought about a saner place to be a cop? Like Chicago or Detroit?
Gee wizz!
Stay safe.
You want to know what I find funny about what this worm writes. If he gets robbed or he gets his ass beaten up by a fellow worm, who does he run to? That’s right, the fascist cops he just denigrated expecting him to help him. I hope they help him alright, to the nearest curb while telling him, sorry, I would like to help, but you just aren’t rich enough, while secretly preparing to find the perp to make him look real stupid. You have to wonder about such folks, sometime.
He’s a puzzy. Crash his server with junk e-mail.
“I think cops should be killed also.” Clearly the beginning of a dissertation overflowing with stupidity of epic proportions..
“American police are one of America’s worst problems.”
Did you come up with that all by yourself? Or did you take an opinion poll of all the other brain-dead herpetic anarchists in the nation to determine this?
Do we really have to share the planet with oxygen thieves?
That email addy looks familiar. Maybe he’s one of the koo-koo for koko puffs moonbats who used to spam my blog. I’ve had a few.
Sad. Very sad. Now, where’s my Remington 700?
And yet I’ll bet he has 911 on speed dial.
Mainly because he can’t remember the number.
“F**kin pig ass pig.”
Wow. Pure Shakespeare. Not just a pig, but a pig with a pig ass. Brilliant. Did he email you a picture of his Nobel prize for literature? What a dork. A dork ass dork, no less.
Sounds familiar. Sigh.
Hey Wyatt, as a history buff, do you know why “pig” is a derogatory term for a cop?
I’ve always liked knowing the origins of words and phrases and this one I don’t know.
I know the term cop is short for copper which came from the 8-pointed copper star worn as a badge in NYC in our nation’s first organized police department in 1845.
But, where did pig come from?
Just curious.
Sounds like one of the more “tolerant Liberals.”
I’ve never gotten hate mail that good.
Damn, sounds like his mother threw away the baby and raised the afterbirth… what a douche bag!
Here is your admirer Wyatt
http://profiles.yahoo.com/sailorpretty2002
Hope they never pop into my help room
Dunno why, but I thought of that speech Joe Friday gives about the thanklessness of policework,
Kim – Location doesn’t matter. It’s like I keep telling you guys: Lots of people. Hate. Cops.
Leoni2 – You’re exactly right. The second he gets in trouble – and it won’t be long – he will be begging us to come and save his hide.
Captain America – I would never suggest people to do such a thing! *snicker*
BIG – I think overpaid, under-talented celebrities are America’s worst problem, but that’s just me.
Diller – Unfortunately, yes.
Prof – Waste of ammo. This tool will end up in a ditch somewhere, dead of a cocaine overdose.
Doghouse – And he can never find the #11.
John D – “A dork ass dork.” Heh.
Snigs – Yeah. Shame.
kaveman – Apparently, it came about in 1811.
GroovyVic – I am guessing this guy is not a conservative. Just a hunch.
Sebastian – Would you like some? I’m at the computer now.
Old NFO – I am sure his mother is really proud . . . when she’s not selling herself for Pez.
E.L. – Yeah, a real winner.
Doubleplusundead – Truer words were never spoken. I never get sore about it – no point – but it does grow tiresome after a while.
BTW, they have Dragnet on at Hulu, which kicks ass.
Whoa, let’s not smear the good name of dork, please! Shame on you and John D., I am banning you both from my blog and HALVING my readership. ~_^
The “person” who wrote that is nothing more than a useless piece of human garbage. He/she/it aspires to be the shit I scrape off the bottom of my combat boots.
Sorry I’m late. Timezones are a bitch.
Dorkelina – No worries, and I humbly apologize for the offense. Screw time zones: I can’t sleep, and I am out of post-appendix percocet.
Re:Easily Lost post on the profile of sailorpretty2002:
You have a picture there of one of the greatest intellects of the 20th/21st century – Professor Stephen William Hawking Companion of Honour, Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, Fellow of the Royal Society, Fellow of the Royal Society of Arts.
Brief biography:
Stephen Hawking is considered the world’s foremost living theoretical physicist. He’s an expert on black holes whose stated intention is to unify quantum mechanics with Einstein’s general theory of relativity, forming a single theory to explain the origin (and end) of the universe. Hawking, a professor of mathematics at Cambridge University, is the author of the best-selling book A Brief History of Time and something of a celebrity: he has made guest appearances on the TV shows Star Trek and The Simpsons. Hawking has suffered from ALS (amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, also called Lou Gehrig’s disease) since he was a young man and is confined to a wheelchair.
In 1979 Hawking took the post of Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge. According to Hawking’s own site, “The chair was founded in 1663 with money left in the will of the Reverend Henry Lucas, who had been the Member of Parliament for the University. It was first held by Isaac Barrow, and then in 1663 by Isaac Newton.”
Now, tell me again, who is sailorpretty2002?
Any American who thinks that any other group of Americans should be killed because of their occupation is a complete asshat.
Criminal behavior is not an occupation. btw
Wow, that really raised the bar.
Alan B – I am fairly certain everyone here knows who Stephen Hawking is. You can’t seriously think that Easily Lost thought that my hate club member was, in fact, Stephen Hawking, right? That is the hate club member’s yahoo page. Apparently, he fancies himself an intellectual, so he posted a photo of “himself” using Hawking.
Believe it or not, I am not the real Wyatt Earp, either. *gasp*
Sully – And yet, people in this country hate ALL police officers for the actions of a few, or hate ALL armed forces for the actions of another few. The list goes on.
all gave some
SOME GAVE ALL.
this applies to police, fire, as well as all military fighting the evil we face.
It was a good day for the Indian navy brovo
You are not the real Wyatt Earp! LOL.
Obviously William Ayers has a new aka.
In reply to the boss (Wyatt Earp):
I am, in fact, shocked! Shocked and totally dumbfounded to hear you are not the great “Frontier Marshall” and my gunfighting hero!!
Of course I did not think (seriously or otherwise) that Easily Lost was fooled into thinking pretty sailor boy/girl was, in fact, Stephen Hawking!!
I was referring back to that post and expanding on the amazing cheek that this guy (or gal) should make the comparison.
Its called irony:
“Any mode of expression that calls attention to discrepancy between two levels of knowledge. The distance between what the character knows and what the reader knows.”
(From Wiki)
He/she thinks they are the greatest living theoretical physicist and one of the 64 top-achieving Commonwealth citizens (plus Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II).
We (the readers) know different!
Yochanan – Yeah, I love that Indian Navy story!
AJ – Yeah, I was a little snippy this morning. Uncalled for.
Jon – You would think he would have better things to do – like plot another terrorist attack.
Alan – Sorry. I was tired when I wrote the reply, and I guess my sarcasm detector had malfunctioned.
No problems! That’s the risk an ageing Englishman takes in replying cold to a US audience.
You have a great one, you hear!!
Alan – Thank you, sir. You do the same.
Holy he!!, next I won’t leave a comment that late at night when I’m not here to defend it. Although Wyatt you did an admiral job, thank you.
Alan B. – sorry, didn’t mean to cause such an uproar.
and actually, I hope that sucker does show up in the help room some day………
What a gentlemanly, polite, group of people!
(Even if many of you are probably ladies – who knows!).