Leave Britney Alone!!!

By Wyatt Earp | November 9, 2008

Am I the only one sick and tired of this election? Thankfully, the hard part is over – except in Minnesota, where Al Franken suddenly “found” 100 votes. And they were all for Obama and Franken, isn’t that a coincidence???

Well, the rest of America has voted (more or less honestly) and the major races have been decided. Now, we need a break. A big one that includes whit, sandy beaches and drinks with little umbrellas in them. Think the Beltway gang will leave us alone for a while? I wonder . . .

Here’s a sample from my article at Family Security Matters:

America made it – barely – through another Election Day, and the country is none the worse for wear. (Okay, the country is just as divided as ever, but at least no one will have to suffer through another political commercial for another six months. That has to count for something, right?) So after the polls closed on Tuesday, a lot of Beltway insiders needed a time out. They needed a chance to recharge their batteries so they could go back to their home states and lie to the electorate all over again.

Of course, politicians and political pundits are just better than regular folks. They are also better than the average Joe (the Plumber), so their relaxation options are slightly more varied.

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D – CA) has scheduled still more Botox injections. Not content to have the smoothest face in all the land, Pelosi is planning to administer her own injections in different areas of her body. Madame Speaker addresses the situation thusly:

“My goal is to be completely wrinkle free by Inauguration Day. Through a continuous process of Botox injections, and several hours in the California sun, I expect to look like “’Oscar,’ the famed Academy Award statuette, by January 20th.”

Always the politician, Nancy went a step further: “And I am purchasing this extreme makeover with taxpayer money. Just try and stop me!”

You can read the rest of the (hopefully) funny HERE.

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