Britney Spears: “Old And Boring”
By Wyatt Earp | November 25, 2008
Oh yeah, she should be collecting Social Security any moment now. Moron.
LOS ANGELES – Britney Spears says her life is so dull under her father’s watchful eye that she feels old and boring.
With her new album “Circus” out next week, the 26-year-old singer is working on a comeback after seeing her life spiral out of control with a run of strange behavior, a bitter custody battle over her two sons and the loss of her rights to administer her own affairs.
“I feel like an old person now,” Spears told Rolling Stone in an interview for the music magazine’s December 11 issue.
“I do! I go to bed at, like, 9:30 every night and I don’t go out or anything, you know what I mean? I just feel like an old fart.”
She should be grateful. Consider what this idiot was doing a year ago:
In 2007, the Louisiana native was a near-constant figure on the Hollywood party scene. She shaved her head, then wore a pink wig and spoke with a fake British accent. By early this year, she was hospitalized twice for psychiatric evaluation. (H/T – Reuters)
Brit. Baby. Do us all a favor and stay boring. The “exciting” Britney Spears was a frakkin’ train wreck. And while it was a laugh riot, it got pretty old, pretty fast.
Topics: Evil = Funny | 7 Comments »
She feels old, too darn bad, all that partying caught up with her. Maybe now she’ll start thinking about her 2 boys first, instead of herself.
E.L. – Hey, I have been getting into the habit of taking a nap during the day, and I’m not even 40 yet!
can we send the Coonass Cum Dumpster out there to Philly for ya to look at up close?
i’m tired of her clogging up the streets with paparazzi and the HOGE news choppers every time they decide to follow her are enough to make me slap a clip of black tip in the Garand and yell “pull”.
I think the train wreck is still moving down the line looking for a place to happen.
Has she hooked back up with her ex-husband of one day yet?
She may be Old and Boring, but she’s still a Slut.
Redc1c4 – No thank you. We have enough idiots in Philly as it is!
Admiral – Let’s hope she derails in California, and not on the east coast.
Doghouse – Not yet, but it’s only a matter of time.
Macker – Truer words were never spoken!