Australian Mayor Wins Sexist Award

By Wyatt Earp | November 22, 2008

What? Oh come on, it's funny!

Unfortunately, I was second runner-up. Dammit. And to think I tried to bribe those ditsy broads with bon bons and soap opera DVDs. I hear chicks love that kind of crap.

CANBERRA – An Australian outback mayor’s plea for lovelorn female “ugly ducklings” to move to a remote mining town to reverse a shortage of eligible women has won him the country’s yearly award for outrageous sexism.

Mount Isa Mayor John Malony infuriated women in August with a suggestion that “with five blokes to every girl, may I suggest that beauty-disadvantaged women should proceed to Mount Isa,” in northwest Queensland state.

“I think the message is ever vigilant, ever watchful, keeping people, keeping blokes on their toes and making sure that we name and shame them,” annual Ernies’ award organizer and lawmaker Meredith Burgmann told state radio.

The annual awards have 10 categories and are decided by the level of boos, jeers and stamping of feet at women’s-only event held at the New South Wales state parliament in Sydney.

Malony earned his top golden Ernie award with a defense that “The protesters are blaming me for their looks.” (H/T – Reuters)

Yeah, it’s not like it’s Malony’s fault that ugly broads are ugly! What? I’m just sayin’.

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