Wyatt Earp Arrested!
By Wyatt Earp | October 10, 2008
First of all, I didn’t do it. Second of all, I was framed by Ike Clanton. And finally, if I did do it, I didn’t mean it . . . or, the beyotch asked for it. Whatever works.
AJ Lynch sent me this, and I just had to post it.
Whoa there, pardner! A lily-livered desperado from Manhattan is ruining the good name of the Wild West’s top lawman, police sources said.
Wyatt Earp, 46, of East 63rd Street, wound up in the hoosegow this week after he went on a Tombstone-style stampede through the Staten Island home of his ex-wife, sources said.
He was ordered held yesterday on $25,000 bail on charges of burglary, contempt and criminal mischief. (H/T – The New York Post)
The faux Earp was quoted as stating, “What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you just old her twice!”
Topics: The Job | 5 Comments »
October 10th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Now how am I supposed to be teaching Charlie about being a law-abiding citizen while we study about Wyatt Earp if you go and pull stuff like this?
Gee wizz! Make my life more difficult why don’t you? Crushing the trust and spirit of a 6 year old boy. Shame on you!
October 10th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
While in a large holding cell wiith several other inmates, Wyatt was approached by several bull queers.
Wyatt could be heard softly muttering, “I’m your huckleberry”.
October 10th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Kim – I know. I feel much shame.
Kaveman – At least you didn’t say dingleberry.
October 10th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
For a minute, Wyatt, I was going to ask, What the hell were you thinking? After reading the details, now I’ve got this question to ask, What the hell is that guy thinking, calling himself Wyatt Earp?
October 11th, 2008 at 10:01 am
Morgan – It truly is a bizarre story.