Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | October 31, 2008

Election Of The Living Dead Caption Contest
(Source: RT)
Caption this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, November 3rd. Good luck!
Other Current Contests:
Blonde Sagacity
Cowboy Blob
Gone Rick Motel
Rodney Dill
RT
WILLisms (I WON here last week!)
Wizbang
Top Five Entries:
5. “Must. Have. YOUTHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!” – Dennis
4. The “raspberries” portion of the rally was a big success, once again. – Gasgwar
3. “So it’s a yelling contest you want.” – Josh
2. “SERENITY NOW!” – Rodney Dill
WINNER! – One of these needs their diaper changed, the other is just upset by the scary old man. – The Man
Topics: Caption Contest | 23 Comments »






“So it’s a yelling contest you want.” Shamelessly stolen from ‘Family Guy,’ but it’s the first thing that popped into my head.
Brains!!!!!!
The power of Christ compels you!
Synchronized sneezing, the latest olympic sport.
Due to some of the torture that McCain has endured, he shows people on the campaign trail how he can unhinge his jaw and swallow a child in one gulp.
McCain’s poll numbers dropped today as the country learned he is a vampire.
McCain gets an unexpected surprise when he makes a campaign stop in Nebraska and a woman “drops off” her child.
Senator, I’d like you to meet your love child… the dna test was positive.
John McCain: AAAAaaaaaarrrggghhhh….!!!
Child: AAAAaaaaaarrrggghhhh…!!!
Person with camera: Heh, heh, heh…
One of these needs their diaper changed, the other is just upset by the scary old man.
Caption for this pic, as seen on front page of this Sunday’s New York Times: Republican presidential candidate John McCain laughs maniacally after headbutting a small child at a campaign stop in Pennsylvania.
Must take another bite. Can’t control myself.
I can eat this child in two bites.
Jill The day-care attendee explains to McCain her agony with Obama’s health care program.
Must have YOUTHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Kid: MOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYY
McCain’s thought: Did I accidentally wore my son’s Halloween vampire teeth today?
SERENITY NOW!!!
The “raspberries” portion of the rally was a big success, once again.
The crowd was impressed that McCain knew all the words to Barney’s ‘I Love you, You love me’ song.
♬
Knick-knack paddy wack, give a dog a bone,
this old man came polling home.
♬
“And by the power invested in me by the Republican National Convention, I cast you out, oh demon Obama, from this poor child!!”
BTW – Wyatt, you were the winner at my caption contest!
[...] Wyatt Earp is singin’ your song. [...]
[...] Wyatt [...]
Mommy! He has bad breath!
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