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Ahma-dinnerjacket Invades The U.N.

By Wyatt Earp | September 27, 2008

Any day America can be graced with the presence of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is a good day. First of all, this guy is just ripe for comedy. I mean, he looks like Balki from Perfect Strangers. Second, he is a uniter: almost every person in this country would like to see him dead, and that’s agreement that is rare these days. And finally, he is terrific material – and my subject for this week’s Family Security Matters article.

Here’s a taste:

If New York City smelled more putrid than normal last week, please do not blame Mayor Michael Bloomberg. This one was not his fault. Last Tuesday, Iranian President/Certified Nutcase/Bronson Pinchot look-alike Mahmoud Ahmadinejad addressed the United Nations General Assembly to universal acclaim. Okay, the “universal acclaim” came from Iran’s state-sponsored news agency, Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez, and Susan Sarandon, but that’s not the point. These three don’t agree on anything, except maybe on their love of Bull Durham.

Unfortunately, they were all in agreement that President Bush is The Great Satan, and America is an imperialist country.

Sensing conservative blood in the water, Hollywood intellectual Matt Damon released a concurring statement that read, “America is The Great Stan.” Next time, Matt, you should probably proofread your pontifications before releasing them to the press.

You can read the rest of the (hopefully) funny HERE.

Topics: FSM | 5 Comments »

5 Responses to “Ahma-dinnerjacket Invades The U.N.”

  1. Old NFO Says:
    September 27th, 2008 at 9:33 pm

    Interesting post Wyatt! It ol’ Dineerjacket might have palyed in the UN, but that sure wouldn’t play in Peoria…
    thx

  2. RT Says:
    September 27th, 2008 at 9:37 pm

    Where’s the veal that is supposed to come with the entertainment?

    UN = Insanity

  3. TrekMedic251 Says:
    September 27th, 2008 at 10:05 pm

    You forgot a few people who actually LIKE I-Am-a-Mad-Jihad: like the Quakers, the Unitarians, and every other “PEACE IS THE ONLY WAY TO PEACE” group in America.

    Thank God we have laws that allow us to tolerate them. Does Iran?

  4. USA_Admiral Says:
    September 28th, 2008 at 10:18 am

    The fact that half of Mexico is inside our borders illegally does not mean that we “own” Mexico – although if we did, it would be a much better place to live, and people wouldn’t be running from it like it was Godzilla and they were Tokyo. Finally, the “end of the road” comment is a laugh riot. This is the United States of America, Mahmoud. It is the home of Krispy Kreme, and any country that possesses such delicious doughnuts will live forever.

    This was Great! Well done.

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 29th, 2008 at 11:52 pm

    Old NFO – Yeah, Peoria can smell b.s. a mile away.

    RT – Who’s for kicking them out? Show of hands.

    Trek – Not so much. They also hate gays, but don’t tell them: they think they’ll be accepted there.

    Admiral – Thank you, sir!