11-Year Old Steals Car, Rams Police Cruiser
By Wyatt Earp | September 23, 2008
Hopefully, he was tasered after he was captured by the officers.
Well, if nothing else, this little bastard is well ahead of the criminal curve. Most 11-year old thugs are stealing milk money and the occasional Butterfinger.
WASHINGTON, Pa. (AP) – September 23, 2008 — Police say an 11-year-old who stole his foster mother’s car led them on a high-speed chase through western Pennsylvania, striking a cruiser and slamming into a utility pole.
The boy’s guardian notified police that he was missing Sunday evening. Minutes later, the boy was spotted on a suburban road about 25 miles southwest of Pittsburgh.
Police say the boy drove up to 85 mph westbound on Interstate 70, swerving wildly between lanes. He got off the highway briefly, only to get back on going eastbound.
Officials say he then exited the interstate, hit a police cruiser and smashed into a utility pole. The boy suffered a head injury that was not life-threatening. (H/T – 6ABC)
Non life-threatening? Damn. This piece of detritus won’t learn his lesson, and he’ll be stabbing old ladies in five years.
Topics: The Job | 3 Comments »
September 23rd, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Damn. What a way to start your criminal resume. They get younger and younger.
September 23rd, 2008 at 11:26 pm
What has happened to the young people of today?
September 24th, 2008 at 1:14 am
Ugh.
I wish the media would do some stories on the good kids, too. There are a lot of them. Increasingly, though, the things the “bad” kids do get more insane.