Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | August 29, 2008
Brown Sugar Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)
Submit your original caption to this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, September 1st. Good luck!
Original Caption: Former President Bill Clinton kisses the hand of a delegate after his speech at the 2008 Democratic National Convention in Denver, August 27, 2008.
Photoshop Entries:
Cowboy Blob
Other Current Contests:
Blonde Sagacity
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Gone Rick Motel
Rodney Dill
RT
TrekMedic
WILLisms
Wizbang
Top Five Entries:
5. “Since my political clout is waning, I have to set my course to older, more mature women. Seasoned, women. Don’t worry, I’ll talk myself into this soon.” – RT
4. “Hi there lil’ lady, last time I saw a dress that pretty I left my presidential ‘seal of approval’ on it. I’ll send some NY state troopers to pick you up around eight?” – Vincent Antonelli
3. “Nice cankles, ma’am.” – Randal Graves
2. “Sure, sugar, I’ll kiss your ring; and then you and Obama can kiss my a$$.” – Maggie Mama
WINNER! – “Now, just hold eye contact so she doesn’t notice that I just sucked that diamond right out of it’s setting… damn, I’m good. No wonder they call me Slick Willy.” - Ambulance Driver
Topics: Caption Contest | 16 Comments »
That’s right, sucka!
Wipe that blood off your lip so I can punch your punk ass face again!
Bill:”Hi there lil’ lady, last time I saw a dress that pretty I left my presidential ‘seal of approval’ on it. I’ll send some NY state troopers to pick you up around eight?”
“And how old is your daughter?”
“Nice cankles, ma’am.”
“Now, just hold eye contact so she doesn’t notice that I just sucked that diamond right out of it’s setting… damn, I’m good. No wonder they call me Slick Willy.”
Tastes like sugar, Sugar!
How would you like a fine cigar?
mmm taste like chicken.
Now I’ve got something for YOU to kiss…
[...] Wyatt [...]
Since my political clout is waning, I have to set my course to older, more mature women. Seasoned, women. Don’t worry, I’ll talk myself into this soon.”
“Oh baby, what is that fragrance, ‘Essence of Alpo’? You senior (donors) make me HOT! RRRRRRRRRRR-RUFF!”
That’s not what you have to kiss to get me to vote fo’ yo’ wifey!
[...] Wyatt Earp is getting smacked. [...]
Sure, sugar, I’ll kiss your ring; and then you and Obama can kiss my a$$.
“Ah brown sugar how come you taste so good
(a-ha) brown sugar, just like a black girl should
A-huh.”
(Bill is an original “Rolling Stone”!)