Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | August 29, 2008
Brown Sugar Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)
Submit your original caption to this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, September 1st. Good luck!
Original Caption: Former President Bill Clinton kisses the hand of a delegate after his speech at the 2008 Democratic National Convention in Denver, August 27, 2008.
Photoshop Entries:
Cowboy Blob
Other Current Contests:
Blonde Sagacity
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Gone Rick Motel
Rodney Dill
RT
TrekMedic
WILLisms
Wizbang
Top Five Entries:
5. “Since my political clout is waning, I have to set my course to older, more mature women. Seasoned, women. Don’t worry, I’ll talk myself into this soon.” – RT
4. “Hi there lil’ lady, last time I saw a dress that pretty I left my presidential ‘seal of approval’ on it. I’ll send some NY state troopers to pick you up around eight?” – Vincent Antonelli
3. “Nice cankles, ma’am.” – Randal Graves
2. “Sure, sugar, I’ll kiss your ring; and then you and Obama can kiss my a$$.” – Maggie Mama
WINNER! – “Now, just hold eye contact so she doesn’t notice that I just sucked that diamond right out of it’s setting… damn, I’m good. No wonder they call me Slick Willy.” - Ambulance Driver
Topics: Caption Contest | 16 Comments »
August 29th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
That’s right, sucka!
Wipe that blood off your lip so I can punch your punk ass face again!
August 29th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Bill:”Hi there lil’ lady, last time I saw a dress that pretty I left my presidential ‘seal of approval’ on it. I’ll send some NY state troopers to pick you up around eight?”
August 29th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
“And how old is your daughter?”
August 29th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
“Nice cankles, ma’am.”
August 29th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
“Now, just hold eye contact so she doesn’t notice that I just sucked that diamond right out of it’s setting… damn, I’m good. No wonder they call me Slick Willy.”
August 29th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Tastes like sugar, Sugar!
August 29th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
How would you like a fine cigar?
August 29th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
mmm taste like chicken.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Now I’ve got something for YOU to kiss…
August 29th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
[...] Wyatt [...]
August 29th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Since my political clout is waning, I have to set my course to older, more mature women. Seasoned, women. Don’t worry, I’ll talk myself into this soon.”
August 29th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
“Oh baby, what is that fragrance, ‘Essence of Alpo’? You senior (donors) make me HOT! RRRRRRRRRRR-RUFF!”
August 29th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
That’s not what you have to kiss to get me to vote fo’ yo’ wifey!
August 30th, 2008 at 9:47 am
[...] Wyatt Earp is getting smacked. [...]
August 30th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Sure, sugar, I’ll kiss your ring; and then you and Obama can kiss my a$$.
August 31st, 2008 at 8:28 am
“Ah brown sugar how come you taste so good
(a-ha) brown sugar, just like a black girl should
A-huh.”
(Bill is an original “Rolling Stone”!)