Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dem

By Wyatt Earp | August 23, 2008

It’s convention time for the Democrats, and while pot smoking and Messiah worshiping are the orders of the day, the DNC is ready to keep the peons entertained with “official” events. Sure, they may not be representative of normal, popular activities, but what else would you expect from the Party that is giving us “Clean” & Jerk ‘08?

Think of it as the Democrat Olympics. Of course, since Hillary Clinton will be there, it will more closely resemble the Olympics . . . without the Olympic babes

Next week, Democrats from around the country will be driving to Denver in their hybrid hippie-mobiles with enough carbon credits to choke a hippo. Upon arriving at the Democrat National Convention, they will unpack their patchouli oil and their “We Know Better Than You” attitudes, have their mothers help them get dressed, and join the blind, the sick, and the lame in an attempt to see The Messiah: Barack Obama.

Unfortunately for the great unwashed, no one gets in to see The Messiah. Not nobody. Not no how. No one will be able to get a glimpse of the candidate until the final night of the convention, when Obama descends unto the crowd from his stadium luxury box.

In the meantime, the good folks at the Democrat National Committee have planned a liberal Country Bear Jamboree for party delegates and curious onlookers. Here is a partial list of the itinerary:

How’s that for a tease? You can read the rest of the frivolity HERE.

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