Paltrow Urges Americans To Vote For Obama
By Wyatt Earp | August 4, 2008
Oh, well, this election is over. No one is more important than Gwyneth Paltrow. Just ask her, she’ll tell you.
Gwyneth Paltrow has urged fellow Americans living abroad to vote for Barack Obama in a new advertisement.
The American actress, who lives in London with her husband, Chris Martin, the singer in the rock group Coldplay, leads a video encouraging ex-pats to register to vote from overseas in the presidential election in November.
Speaking alongside several other Americans living abroad, Miss Paltrow says: “Start now – right now. I’ll be voting from London, but you can vote from anywhere. If you live abroad, you’ve got to do it. Every single vote will count.”
She asks American ex-pats: “Where on earth will you vote?” The video concludes: “Vote Democrat. Vote Obama. Vote From Abroad.” (H/T – Telegraph)
Wow, I’m convinced. Anyone who names her child “Apple,” must really have a good head on her shoulders. If I were a Democrat, I would put this endorsement in the Heidi Montag for John McCain category.
And even there, Montag admits that no one cares who she votes for. The same holds true for Paltrow. Hey Gwyneth, if I want to hear someone bad-mouth my country, I’ll listen to Michael Moore. At least he lives on American soil. Idiot.
Oh yeah, and Coldplay sucks.
Topics: People I Hate, Politics | 15 Comments »






August 4th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
She is nasty! and not good nasty! Looks like a hippie, and we all know hippies smell!!!
August 4th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
I am still waiting to see who SJP endorses. Celebrates are so smart and intelligent, and so much better then all of us, I base all my opinions on what they think.
August 4th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
She says apples and I say oranges.
August 4th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Sssteve – I purposely looked for a pic without makeup to show the ugliness of her soul. Heh.
Marvin – Yeah, because I also value the opinions of horses. Will-burrrrr!
Deanna – She says “Apple,” I say “Kid’s gonna get verbally abused in school.”
August 4th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Hollywood types are only interesting and make sense when they are reading scripts. If left to their own devices they do very stupid things and act like total losers.
I wish Pepper Potts would find the make up trailer she left behind after filming Ironman. She has that hippy looking shit down.
The last thing I care about is, who that twit wants to vote for.
August 4th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Eh, as if I care. She’s not exactly the brightest bulb in the marquee.
August 4th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Horse-faced bitch.
August 4th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Well, thank God she came forward with her endorsement. I was looking for some guidance in this unpredictable election season.
She has such poise, such influence, such socio-political insight. Hell….she has me convinced!
August 4th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
Yes, true, and Coldplay runs both ways: sucks and blows.
BZ
August 4th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Coldplay is a rock band? I thought they were considered muzak.
August 5th, 2008 at 12:08 am
Someone needs to follow her in the loo and prevent her from yacking every time she eats. I would imagine that she doesn’t show toothy grins because the yack acid has eroded her enamel.
Shallow, stupid, and voting for nObama. Score!
August 5th, 2008 at 12:26 am
Admiral – You have to admire a woman who made her millions off the film-going American public, then moves across the pond to rip the very people who made her who she is. Despicable person.
Ky person – She sure doesn’t come off that way.
Captain – I think that’s Sarah Jessica Parker. Heh.
DesertSage – I was undecided until she showed me the light.
BZ – I know they’re popular. I just cannot understand why.
RT – Even elevators won’t play that stuff.
Jason – What, the crack whore look isn’t in this year?
August 5th, 2008 at 9:55 am
OH MY GOD!!! Put some weight back on and get some makeup. She looks revolting.
August 5th, 2008 at 11:03 am
So, was her original statement “don’t vote for the broad?”
August 5th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Gwyneth, four words: Shut the **** up.