Dog Poop: Scourge Of Lithuania
By Wyatt Earp | August 5, 2008
I guess Lithuania’s chances for a gold medal are pretty crappy. Heh.
VILNIUS – Two-time Olympic discus champion Virgilijus Alekna encountered an unusual problem at a final pre-Beijing training session in Lithuania at the weekend — his practice venue was covered in dog poo.
“Dogs were doing what animals usually do, defecating and peeing,” the professional bodyguard told Lithuanian daily Lietuvos zinios after the stadium he was using to train was used for a dog show on Sunday.
“There were lots of dogs and they have left lots of things behind … and nobody even tried to collect them.
“I have no idea how can I train in such conditions … and who would clean the discus after every throw.” (H/T- Reuters)
Who would clean the discus? Is he kidding? Doesn’t he have a wife for that?
Oh yeah, I’m going to Hell.
Topics: Snarkasm | 7 Comments »
August 5th, 2008 at 12:17 am
Umm….find a park?
August 5th, 2008 at 12:22 am
RT – You gotta think that Lithuania has some grassy areas that are free of poo.
August 5th, 2008 at 1:25 am
Really, it isn’t like it’s Paris or anything. Geesh.
August 5th, 2008 at 11:01 am
If it hits the poo, it’ll stick; then you don’t have to worry about it rolling off.
If you want the gold, you gotta think positive!
August 5th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
RT – I would prefer Paris covered in dog poo. But that’s just me.
Doghouse – And maybe that long poo will be the difference between a gold and a silver!
August 5th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
“Who would clean the discus? Is he kidding? Doesn’t he have a wife for that?”
I knew you were just kidding as soon as I read this.
Every real man would never let the little women out of the house, except for grocery shopping.
August 5th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Kaveman – Bawahahahahahahahaha!