Comments on: Clay Aiken Welcomes A Son

By: Smite A. Hippie

Smite A. Hippie — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 23:46:17 +0000

Parker… Foster..? …Parker.. Foster??

that poor boy..

By: marvin

marvin — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 17:41:38 +0000

Let’s hope that, unlike Michael Jackson, the children at least come out the same race as their supposed father.

By: Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 17:04:19 +0000

Old NFO – Oh, how cool would that be!!!

B.C. – EYE BLEACH!!!

Momster – I don’t think the wife would have a problem wit me dating her.

Deanna – My thoughts exactly. He may want to raise the child, but I seriously question the lineage.

P.D. – Hey, I’m a former altar boy. Jessica, call me!

RT – If Aiken’s gay, then that’s cool. But I agree: if he is, then he shouldn’t be trying to be something else.

Joan – That’s what I’m afraid of.

Ky person – A poor choice of name, if you ask me.

Admiral – Confused. Yup, that’s the word I’d choose.

By: USA_Admiral

USA_Admiral — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 16:45:17 +0000

He seems very confused.

By: Ky Person

Ky Person — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 09:20:02 +0000

I’m so out of it. I’ve never seen American Idol, I have no idea who Clay Aiken is, and what kind of person names a woman Jaymes?

By: Joan

Joan — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 04:53:02 +0000

Considering the age of the mother, I think it’s more likely that this baby was made from a donated egg. Yes, the baby is Clay’s, but likely not hers biologically. I don’t like this situation at all, and I think it’s a very bad choice, but I have no doubt that the child is his. In fact, as much as he loves children and as much as he has wanted to be a father, I doubt he’ll want to let that little boy out of his sight.

By: RT

RT — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 03:47:52 +0000

Freak. I don’t care that his 50-year-old friend had a baby. They are not a couple and will not raise it as such. That whole thing with Crosby and Mellisa Etheridge worked out well when her girlfriend decided that she wasn’t gay anymore, right? I’m so tired of people who lead lives that require that they constantly try to prove they are “normal”.

By: Paradise Driver

Paradise Driver — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 03:47:17 +0000

Counter question:
What do these these peopke have in common?

A. Jessica Biel
B. The Pope
C. Clay whatshisname

ANSWER:
They all like altarboys.

By: Deanna

Deanna — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 03:18:45 +0000

Out of our possibilities:

Most possible: The Pope’s astronomers have insisted that aliens are as much a part of God’s creation as we are so #1 is a real possibility.

Kind of possible: According to your stat counter, Jessica Biel has been stalking your blog!

Out of the realm: Not the Daddy!

By: Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Speaking Of Questionable Claims Of Fatherhood…

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 00:30:11 +0000

[...] When we saw the blurb in the local dead tree edition of the Tampa Trib this morning, we thought the exact same thing that LC & IB Wyatt did… “Yeeeeeah. And the Pope’s really a closeted gay Rastafarian-Muslim-Jewish-Hindu hermaphr… [...]